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[wheeljackofalltrades]

 ...What'd Ratchet say about me?

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[airachnid]

What's the matter, dear? All not well in the Autobot paradise?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[He's enjoying his rad bromance very much.]

The ol' Doc seems to think I'm some kinda barbarian.

[airachnid]

[She questions your taste in mechs. Breakdown hit all the 'big and stupid' buttons, too, but at least he was...well, she'll be honest--manipulable.]

Tsk. I can't imagine a big bad Wrecker being all...wounded by another's mere opinion.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Hey, you've got secret obsessions with bikes. He's pretty normal.]

I ain't -wounded-. Just a bit peeved. Nearly torched my arm off last we met.

[beeboxer]

[Bee tries to get Wheeljack's attention, though it's hard to hear over his mun's laughing fits]

kwZZZZZZvrrrSHHHHHHHHHHHT

[Don't take it too personally, Ratchet doesn't like ANYONE really.

Aside from their team and the humans, though he'll never EVER admit it.]

[airachnid]

Such a model Autobot, then, the good doctor.

[Oh, it's not an obsession with Arcee: it's a passion.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Pain in the aft if you ask me.

He's just lucky we're on the same side.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Huh? Oh, hey Bee.

Guess I'm just not his type.

[So...he doesn't like Wheeljack, is what you're saying.]

[beeboxer]

zzzzzVVVRRRRcht

[Don't know if he really HAS a type anymore

aside from being Optimus Prime]

[airachnid]

Oh, I'm sure he just feels the luck.

[tinycrowmaid]

He said he didn't like the way you looked with that paintjob of yours.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...What's wrong with my paintjob?

[He thinks looking like a 7-11 is pretty snazzy.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well that ain't my fault.

[tinycrowmaid]

[Not many people can pull off the 7-11 look.]

I didn't say there was anything wrong with your paintjob.

I kinda like it.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well, someone here's got good taste. Unlike the doc.

[tinycrowmaid]

Yeah, who knows what he was thinking!

I bet he made fun of your pompadour too.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...What's a pompadour?

[Sounds like some kind of dog.]

[tinycrowmaid]

It's a hairstyle!

That thing jetting out of your forehead looks kind of like this.

[minimedic]

[Have a tinny hatchling.] That you are a barbarian.

Maybe that face of yours scares him.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Seconding the sparkling, your face must leave a real impression.

[minimedic]

I think he needs a make over!

[cantbuildengines]

There's no telling, but I wouldn't let it get to you. It's just Ratchet's way.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

You, on the other hand...

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Gotta admit, didn't really seem like the welcoming type. No wonder there's so few bots on this marble.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Hey doc, take your bizarre love child and get outta here.

I don't babysit.

[minimedic]

I'm not his child.

And I wouldn't like someone like you babysitting and hanging around me, you will make me look bad. You need to get that fixed too. [She points at Wheeljack's head.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I'll make you look bad? You're the scraplet around here.

[minimedic]

I will grow out of it.


...you aren't that tall.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Yer still gonna be a shorty. If you look anything like the ol' doc there.

[minimedic]

[He huffs.]

The best things come in small packages. [By the way, he's going to lift his arms. Pick him up, you bot.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[...Sometimes. Keep in mind Fowler is also small.

wait what are you doing.

He has to pick you up? Why? Oh god what do. He looks around, as if trying to see if anyone's looking before picking up.]

Huh, you're pretty light.

[minimedic]

[Fowler is also a fleshie, those doesn't count.

Oh, you did pick him up. Great. He thought you would be more difficult to convince.]

I watch my weight. I can see everything better from here!

[cantbuildengines]

I'd say that if you thought that was bad, you should see his bedside manner, but you already did.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[The Wrecker rubs his shoulder half-heartedly.]

Don't remind me. Guy needs ta take it easy on that torch.

[A smirk.]

Least you're all in one piece. Take it ya got your relic.

[cantbuildengines]

Oh yeah. Had a little trouble, but nothing too bad.

Hope you two have better luck than Optimus did, though.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

If I don't beat my head in from bein' with the Doc, maybe.

Though, I guess I get my aft handed to me by the spy. Or so it shows in the preview clip.

[Someone's a bit sore about that.]

[cantbuildengines]

Hey, it's only a few seconds out of 22 minutes. Plenty of time to turn things around.

Give him a few dents for me. I owe him for sending me on an unwanted trip.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Did you see that glint in his eye?]

I'll do ya one better. I'll crack that guy's face, just for you.

Minorly Spoilery Now

[cantbuildengines]

Good.

And see? Ratchet's not so bad once you get to know him a little.