Oops, you caught on. [ pouts and starts cleaning his face with his tongue again. he's okay with being ridiculous with a kid. it's adorable. SO SO ADORABLE. ]

Oh, no, I doubt you could, Phoenix. I lied to the pirate king and your father many-a-times. They didn't see through it -- they were non-the-wiser. [ please don't ask him what he lied to rogers about. he doesn't need more annoying feelings. ]