in which his mun has a revelation

[writeswrongs]

It just occurred to you that sexy fun times with a certain detective is canon now and therefore should be freely and openly explored between me and Kate(s)?

Well. You know what that means.

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[not_nikkiheat]

Excuse me?

Kate(s)? (s)?

[writeswrongs]

[He smirks a little.]

If you haven't noticed, there are an abundance of yous on this site. It's not like it's cheating if it's you anyway.

[not_nikkiheat]

[Blink. Blink again.]

So, what? We're all supposed to be lining up for a chance in your bed? No thanks.

[writeswrongs]

Why line up when you can all get in at the same time?

[There's a cheesy grin, which he nixes a bit at the stony look on Kate's face.]

Seriously though, it's canon now. We're officially sanctioned. The clothes are allowed to come off. Not that they didn't before but I mean.. now it's real too.

[not_nikkiheat]

[A smirk.]

So I can sleep with as many Castles as I want?

[writeswrongs]

[The word 'no!' springs to mind immediately but saying that is going to make him look incredibly bad.]

But.. I'm the best one you'd sleep with...

[As if THAT didn't sound bad.]

[not_nikkiheat]

You're going on the assumption that I would sleep with you.

Also, how can you be the best of all the other yous?

[writeswrongs]

[He laughs.]

What do you mean would, Beckett? We already did.

[not_nikkiheat]

We didn't. As you've pointed out, there are many of us out there, not all of whom have slept with the other.

[writeswrongs]

Yes, we have. Like four times. Why are you denying it?

[not_nikkiheat]

[Uncomfortable Kate is uncomfortable.]

Why does it matter? You're looking to score with every Kate in the world.

[writeswrongs]

If every Kate wants to score with me, you think I should turn them down? They're you anyway.

[not_nikkiheat]

Right. Well, I'll just go find myself another Castle to jump. I mean, it's you, right?

[writeswrongs]

Of course. By all means. It won't be the same though.

[There's a little grumbly noise in his throat too.]

[not_nikkiheat]

Why not? It is you, after all.

[gettingallthegrades]

...Dad!

[writeswrongs]

I'm better in bed than they are.

[Yes, he's trying to refute the own logic he's been using against her. But whatever.]

[writeswrongs]

...Alexis!

Don't be mad at me. Be mad at my mun and the people that write our canon. We have to follow canon, you know.

[not_nikkiheat]

Castle, that doesn't even make sense.

[writeswrongs]

[He grumbles, then pauses for a moment before speaking in a very low voice.]

I don't want you sleeping with anyone else, even other me's.

[not_nikkiheat]

[She's not smiling, but you can tell she's fighting it. Hard.]

But you can sleep with other Kates?

[writeswrongs]

[Pause. Sigh.]

Fine. I won't.. actively seek it out. But I can't control what my mun does.

[not_nikkiheat]

No, no. Don't worry about me. You do what (and who) you want, and I'll do the same.

[writeswrongs]

Wait. What? Woah. No. I'm not just doing ~whoever, anyway.

[not_nikkiheat]

But you're open to the idea.

[writeswrongs]

[Frustrated sigh.]

Am I really supposed to say no when another version of you wants to have sex with me?

[not_nikkiheat]

[Wicked grin.]

Am I really supposed to say no when another version of you wants to have sex with me?

[writeswrongs]

[Said softly.] That's true, I am irresistible...

As long as it's me I guess...

Or.. you know who.

[not_nikkiheat]

Voldemort?

[writeswrongs]

You're not supposed to say his name, Beckett.

I mean the nerd.

[not_nikkiheat]

I'm not scared to say his name.

And I knew who you meant. You're...okay with him?

[writeswrongs]

Of course you're not, Gryffindor.

Don't have much of a choice, do I? It's a bit of a conflict of interest for the mun. He did kind of "see you first" anyway.

[not_nikkiheat]

My house will follow me to my dying day. Not sure how I feel about that.

Well, I couldn't wait around for you forever, could I?

[writeswrongs]

It took a while for me to get here.

But he's a good guy. He deserves you.

[Castle gives his mun the dirtiest of looks.]

Seriously?!

[not_nikkiheat]

[She raises her eyebrows, a bit stunned.]

Seriously?

[writeswrongs]

[Sigggggghhhhh.]

Yes. If it can't be me, it should be him.

[not_nikkiheat]

[She sighs softly, biting her lip.]

Castle...

[themuse]

As if you could keep up with more than one of us.