re: zodion app progress, sobs.

[sinews]

... Alright. But if you want my opinion, I think you're going to break something before you manage to finish that app when submissions close on your birthday. I'd like to say a leg from trying so hard, and yet ... No, no, keep it up, kid! I'm just saying, you'd better take a few spots of advice from Cheetara if speed is of the essence here because this is like watching Lion-O try and keep up with me. Just isn't happening like this, is it? Buckle down, come on.

You'd better be careful, mundane, or I'll out-strip you too.

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not even sorry.

[testifies]

Will you chuff if she gets it done, is the real question here.

i died a little, no lie

[sinews]

Kitten, I'll chuff all day long if that miracle comes to pass.

sorry you lost me at kitten

[testifies]

I'm not exactly the right dude to be speaking miracles with. I've got faith though; statistically speaking, mundanes manage to pull apps out of their asses just in the nick of time. Usually.

totes valid

[sinews]

Oh, no, same here. Miracles and superstition can go for a ride, I'm just putting things into perspective. It's as likely as, but you've got to give the kid some credit for sheer enthusiasm.

How do you know about chuffing anyway? You're an ape, looks like.

the kitten gifs are now forever valid i hope you know

[testifies]

I have internet access. But evolutionary wise, I haven't been an ape in a few million years.

- I'd take it as a compliment. There's a movie that's suddenly relevant to your current situation. Every time she goes into detail about your inner psyche, whisper: "why are you so obsessed with me?"

oh god damn it

[sinews]

What do nets have to do with anything? You've got ape-like parts, that's just how we're going to have to define you for the moment. It's not an insult — as long as you keep up mentally. It's not like we have to bandy about the fact you're a dog, right? That'd be an interesting introduction.

And I think I know why she likes me, it's like getting bowled over by kittens day-in and day-out.

kekekeke

[testifies]

I have to admit that I'm moderately baffled by a guy with cat parts challenging me to keep up mentally. Not an insult, but cats where I'm from fit in my arms and sleep all day.

Let me teach you the ways of internet searches one day. I'll show you all the ways your mundane likes you. It'll be an enlightening experience. For the record, mine is cracking up as we speak.

W O W

[sinews]

They do that where I'm from too. The littler ones, anyway, then they whine for more food and meow to try and look cute while they're at it.

— Uh. Why is my mundane threatening to shank yours? What a racket.

LOSIN IT.

[testifies]

Mine says probably because everything you'll read is true.

- Anyway. That's really stupidly adorable. Cats aren't really my thing, but even still.

YOU LOVE HIM I KNOW IT

[sinews]

It gets less adorable after a day of traveling, trust me. Don't you have any big cats back home?

Suddenly, I doubt our mundanes are even friends anymore.

THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT

[testifies]

I think it's a love-hate kind of thing.

- Yes and no. About big cats, I mean. There's a point in time where I'm sure tigers and lions are kings of the fucking jungle and shit, but in my time most of my planet is underwater.

[seesbeyond]

You just always have to drag me into this, don't you.

chuffs on you

[sinews]

Tigers aren't usually king, it's ... complicated. I guess lions rule the roost wherever they go, though.

Why is everything underwater?

[sinews]

It's a valid comparison, little brother.

wow that's cheating

[testifies]

Long story. Short version is that the ice caps all melted in rapid succession.

You know, I've never really understood how lions became the supreme rulers of the animal kingdom.

[seesbeyond]

Yeah, well, it's getting old.

[sinews]

As astonishing as the revelation is, this isn't about what you feel like pitching a fit over. Be supportive, since I know you can do that much.

[seesbeyond]

It's a little easier to be supportive when you're not always critiquing me, but yeah, good luck to you and your mun. I'd say she's going to need it with you.

are you squealing yet

[sinews]

It's their birth-right.

[ FUCK those, tigers rool 5eva. Except, y'know, he's loyal as hell to Lion-O but he would've made a more than passable king if the cute little furball hadn't been born. ]

nOO :T

[testifies]

They're lazy as hell, though.

[Dirk has seen videos. All they do is sleep.]

[sinews]

Feisty, but thanks. From her, not from me since I'd be there for you if the situation was reversed.

Stop sulking if you still are.

sure broseph

[sinews]

[ AHA FFFUUU That sure is one belly-laugh booming out of him. ]

Not all lions. My little brother tries his hardest, I can't deny that.

[seesbeyond]

[Le sigh. Stop sulking? What did you do through the whole first part of the season, bro?]

Alright, sorry.

[Lion-O can be the bigger cat :I ]

Just next time a, "Hey, I wish Lion-O were here!" might be a better way to start a conversation.

[sinews]

[ Nope, denying that forever. Baw, have a ruffle of your baby-mane, bro. ]

I do wish you were around more, especially where I might be off to. It ... won't be the same spending a single day outside the circumference of your whining.

[ ;; ♥ ]

i h8 u

[testifies]

Sounds like someone I know.