will_be_god: (Submit to my will)
will_be_god ([personal profile] will_be_god) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-11 03:09 pm

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I will not be misrepresented. If you find that your words fail you, you are to cease in your attempts until such time as they return, lest you present a false version of me. You are to study my words until they become your own.

I expect nothing less. You are fully aware of that, and I care not if your lack of focus stands in the way of that expression. You have been given a solution and I expect you to abide by it. There are things far more important than your own faults. No less than the entire universe hinges on my actions, and I will not tolerate any flaws in that plan.

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-11 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Blinks. ]

...you're kinda creepy.

Just saying.

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Glad I'm not the only one who's picked up on it, then.

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Have you a purpose in talking like some sort of Machiavellian supervillain, or is it just something you do for fun?

[ Because she's unimpressed either way. ]

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
...right. So it's because you're nuts. Got it.

[ But she's bored and the mun is making her do this, so she'll bite. ]

What's your aim, then? World domination? Global apocalypse? Seriously, I'm all ears.

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ A low whistle. ]

Wow. Big leagues. And how are you gonna go about doing that, exactly? Wave a magic wand and expect everyone to just follow along?

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Trying hard not to snicker here. ]

Darn right. I've got your number and everything. Just a little girl and her giant robot ready to ruin your day, bucko.

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, y'know, just the sanctity of mankind from assholes like you. Real romantic, isn't it?

[ Sanctity of mankind. Yeah, trying real hard not to laugh. ]

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't it, though?

[ Kind of hard to troll when you agree. ]

Ask me, you should get rid of those jerkoffs, too. Buncha lazy good-for-nothings.

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Emotions, right?

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Fresh out of Philosophy 101, huh?

That'll never work.

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? But they also teach that man's fallible, and they're right. No matter how perfect your master plan might be, we'll find a way to screw it up, guaranteed. Which makes the most important part of your equation the weakest link, smartypants.

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Eyeroll. ]

Who died and crowned you this awesome, all-knowing visionary, anyway? You honestly think you know what's best for everyone?

[personal profile] stupidshinji 2012-05-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
For all your magnificent powers of foresight, I see you've yet to master the fine art of sarcasm. I couldn't honestly care less what you do. Sure, I still think you're a major creeper, but so long as I'm not ordered to fight you, I won't.

[ At his question. she shrugs, looking away. ]

What have they done for me lately? Or hell, even anyone else? The fact they almost let my world fall apart should be proof enough they're not worth idolizing.
Edited 2012-05-12 03:55 (UTC)
g3_jupiter: (As you say.)

[personal profile] g3_jupiter 2012-05-12 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Frankly, sir, I do not see what the problem is. But I and my mun will be glad to help out, if it can help solve it.
g3_jupiter: (Default)

[personal profile] g3_jupiter 2012-05-18 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
I have noticed it, yes. But I think you are as glorious as always, sir.
g3_jupiter: (As you say.)

[personal profile] g3_jupiter 2012-05-18 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Your lack of activity, sir. And a few spelling mistakes.
g3_jupiter: (Control)

[personal profile] g3_jupiter 2012-05-18 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Is that all? My mun often has similar concerns concerning the twin aliens here, the warlord and the scientist. If they sometimes speak less than they are normally known to do, her excuse is that "they have their moods, too".

Maybe you have your moods, too, sir.