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[gettingallthegrades]

I really hope I don't have to come home during the night and end up walking in on... that.

While I'm glad that they are finally getting together after years and years of walking on eggshells around each other, I really, really don't want to see them doing that kind of stuff.

We are changing the subject now.

No, stop thinking about my Dad like that. I'm serious. It's creepy. And gross.

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[thewriter]

...

[You know. He really has no idea what to say to you.]

[writeswrongs]

Dads aren't allowed to have fun?

[Since this is basically the most awkward thing ever, he's going to try to diffuse the totally weird situation by playing it off as funny.]

[not_nikkiheat]

[...awkward]

I would understand if you're not comfortable with me slee--I mean, staying the night. It's your house too.

[gettingallthegrades]

[Don't you love these awkward father-daughter moments?]

[gettingallthegrades]

['Staying the night'. Sure. You do realize she's 18 now, right?]

Actually, I'm glad things finally seem to be coming together. I think you'd make a great stepmom.

[gettingallthegrades]

I wouldn't exactly call 'giving your daughter an image she will never, ever forget' fun. I mean, I think Beckett will make an awesome stepmom, but...

[Argh, she's replaying the scene in her head all over again! Mun, stop this torture!]

[thewriter]

[You're eighteen... seventeen? Uh... Going to college soon... So it's not like you don't know about these things. Even so, have awkward Castle and the potential for a 'birds and bees' talk.]

Uh...

[writeswrongs]

Woah woah woah, 'stepmom'? Cart before the horse there, Alexis..

[He's definitely not ready for THAT yet.]

[not_nikkiheat]

Woah wait what? Stepmom?.