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i can't even call this a bandwagon thing ( general spoilers for the avengers though )
Four times. In less than a week. And that's in addition to watching the other two films more times then I would like to count before the premiere last week. Last I checked it was around ten combined and you can do the math on how many hours you've spent watching my male face running around being, well, us. Being a me without tits.
You have got to get a life, seriously. It's embarrassing to be seen with you when you've watched it that much. Yeah, I know other people have seen it more times, but little secret about that, all those people are probably in Asia and Britain where it's been released longer than a week. So, embarrassing.
Whatever, that isn't actually the point I'm trying to make here. The point I am trying to actually make is calm down and stop pretending like you can do anything but fuck around with me. Yeah, I know, it'd be nice to be in a real game setting, even though, the fun isn't even remotely mutual. Just saying. But you have other me with minus the tits doing our thing in a game and I'm okay with the whole not being tossed into places thing. I've got shit to do with Pepper and rebuilding the tower. You do remember how completely trashed that thing was, right? You do? Good, then you know that this whole relationship we've got going here is much better when I get to be where I want and you get to...actually do whatever it is that you want with the other me.
And seriously, shut up about the floors. It's practical or something like that.
You have got to get a life, seriously. It's embarrassing to be seen with you when you've watched it that much. Yeah, I know other people have seen it more times, but little secret about that, all those people are probably in Asia and Britain where it's been released longer than a week. So, embarrassing.
Whatever, that isn't actually the point I'm trying to make here. The point I am trying to actually make is calm down and stop pretending like you can do anything but fuck around with me. Yeah, I know, it'd be nice to be in a real game setting, even though, the fun isn't even remotely mutual. Just saying. But you have other me with minus the tits doing our thing in a game and I'm okay with the whole not being tossed into places thing. I've got shit to do with Pepper and rebuilding the tower. You do remember how completely trashed that thing was, right? You do? Good, then you know that this whole relationship we've got going here is much better when I get to be where I want and you get to...actually do whatever it is that you want with the other me.
And seriously, shut up about the floors. It's practical or something like that.
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So... Are you still Iron Man, or Iron Maiden?
I can dig it, either way.
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Calling myself Iron Man while everyone knows that I have breasts is kind of asking for me to be the poster child for a movement I'm not a part of. And that would definitely be a no go. It's Iron Woman, so no one thinks that I'm a medieval torture device.
And normally I'd say good, but what were you expecting, me to say that I was sitting on my ass just randomly building entire buildings with my name on them? I could be, but that sounds really boring.
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Yes, that's what call practical. Because, you have varied interests here. At most I could maybe combine Natasha's and Clint's floors because of the whole "master assassin" element to them, but even then they don't necessarily kill the same way.
Besides, it's a pretty big building and there's six of us right now. That's six floors I can't use as work space or whatever. Completely practical.
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Alternate realms turn out to be culprit, pity.
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[ which is why for the love of god please let them have different floors what is life without toddlers and tiaras.
please note: not actually a rhetorical question. ]
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The whole "I'm Loki of Asgard" shtick kind of loses it's effect when some human can do it. Couldn't have really forced anyone to kneel before your might. People would have already had t-shirts that said "I was there when Anthony Stark shapeshifted int a woman".
Your face if I could do it might actually be funny though, come to think of it.
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also, kudos, little girl, you are learning the value of good pizza. toni approves. ]
That's what the hawk likes to watch when perched in his nest. Huh. I pictured you as more of a Hoarding: Buried Alive guy but I can see it. [ a beat. ] That means I can tell Pepper that we need that floor to be pink and frilly. Or at the very least, you need to feel right at home with those girls.
/waves?
[ life without toddlers and tiaras is a more fulfilling life. or something. ]
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Gotta get some R&R somehow. [ because fuck you it's about relaxation not living vicariously through so xcuse u and ur interior decorating plans??
shrugging: ] I don't care as long as it comes with tivo.
NO WHO ARE YOU LEAVE
I don't understand why you don't. It's quality television.
BUT I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU
I'd be willing to give you America's Next Top Model.
oh whoa already wow awkward you don't think this is too soon...
i can start out by buying you dinner...
well....... o...kay...... :3
yay 8'D i'll even spring for the fancy wine
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Tsk.
Well, I suppose there's always the other members of your boy-band to hope for.
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The way you say that, it's almost like. You'd think you'd have set up the entire floors like giant death trap obstacle courses. ...Which isn't how it would be, right? I mean, that's. ...Right?
I just think an entire floor per person might just be. I don't know, a little bit much. Possibly.