season finale!!!

[theorizes]

You are hyperventilating.

... I don't like that.

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[ohsweetie]

Get her a paper bag. If that doesn't work I've got booze to share.

[theorizes]

I offered her sixteen methods of ceasing hyperventilation and she continues to overstimulate her obviously fragile emotional core.

Getting her drunk won't make it any better. It just makes her more annoying.

[ohsweetie]

Maybe someone else should offer her the paper bag. Seeing you might make it worse.

If it's you she's annoying then I say: Bring it on! [She's smiling as she says it. Teasing Sheldon is one of her favorite activities.]

[theorizes]

I suppose I should take that as an extraordinarily witty and funny statement, but instead, I'm going to take it in stride, and ignore it.

Besides, no one else is here to offer her the paper bag.

[ohsweetie]

I had one around here somewhere but it might have ended up in the trash. [Or it's under something else she tossed on the floor. Shrug.]

Watch it, Moonpie, or I'll convince my mun to give me the ability to explode minds that you want so much.