Canon: Slenderman Mythos.

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman stands there, messing up your electronics, making you suddenly asthmatic, and appreciative of his Mun that he at least has prey to play with here]

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[minor_setback]

[Have the personification of evil in it's purest form.

Evil the Cat is watching an episode of Frasier when the TV starts glitching a little Evil is somewhat annoyed and he thwacks it a couple of times.]

Blasted television.

[uncompromise]

[Oh. It's that thing that terrifies his mun so much. Clint's just gonna shoot off an arrow at Slenderman now, 'k? Because shooting at paranormal stuff is half of his job description.]

[viraltentacles]

[Stares at you.]

Creeper stare contest!!!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman stares back at you, twitching his arms eerily.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman blinks out of the arrow's path and reappears, staring right at the terrified Mun. He twitched his tentacle-like arms menacingly.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman is standing right behind Evil the Cat's couch, further messing up the television]

[uncompromise]

[Mun, of course, flees in absolute terror. Clint, meanwhile, is kind of alarmed by the whole teleportation thing. Have another arrow!]

Back off!

Slendy is a bigger creeper.

[viraltentacles]

[Random, black tendrls popped up around his body before walking towards him. It looks like food to him.]

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat just growls and turns the television off and turns around.]

Oh. Ah. To what do I owe the pleasure of this visit, [Some sort of eldrich name]?

[stillshinigami]

... [What's this chill running down his spine?]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman just stands there, twitching his head to the right.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Teleporting out of the way of arrows was child's play for Slenderman, putting distance between them to observe him.]

Peacock dick-waving, only with eldrich abominations and tentacles!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman breaks out the whole tentacle she-bang, a very faint humming occurring under hearing.]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman is standing two meters behind Duo Maxwell, cricking his head at the man.]

[minor_setback]

...Now, now, there's no need to be shy. I am not going to hurt you, save for the destruction of the universe, but I am not enacting any sort of plan at the moment. You can go ahead and speak up.

[stillshinigami]

[And Duo Maxwell is getting the hell out of dodge!]

Except only one can walk into Mordor. :|

[viraltentacles]

[Then don't mind Alex breaking out his giant claws.]

You get all my love and fear...

[tree_puncher]

[A blocky man from the realm of Minecraft looks at Enderman with confusion.]

What's with the weird looking Enderman mob?

[Then he mentally is hitting himself for staring straight at it... Cause if Slendy was what Steve? think's it is, he shouldn't be looking at it's body head on like the Minecraftian was. But now that he is... He keeps looking at Slendy as if it was a Weeping Angel and tries to pysch himself up for the fight he might end up having.]

[uncompromise]

[You gotta stop doing that. Also, that last arrow was supposed to explode. Damn technology-interfering eldritch abominations.]

...what the hell are you supposed to be, Stretch?

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman resorted to tipping its tentacles to Evil the Cat's head, projecting images of many Slenderman webseries, with the name itself appearing in bold, capital letters.

And have a jump scream while you're at it!]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Before Hawkeye knew what hit him, Slenderman was in front o fhim, resorting to tipping its tentacles to Hawkeye's temples. Projecting images of many Slenderman webseries, with the name itself appearing in bold, capital letters.

And have a creepy shadowed guy in glasses provide you with a jump scare!]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Slenderman resorted to bending reality around them. Was that a door without a wall attached to it. Well, that was just the beginning!]

[slendy_ohcrap]

[Around the next corner he runs, Slenderman appears, bending his head creapily as a strange humming sound appears.]

[uncompromise]

[Unfortunately for Slendy there, he's accidentally hammered onto one of Hawkeye's few triggers: messing with his head. The instant the jump scare happens, he's notched a napalm arrow in his bow and fired it off.]

Your welcome! He would trololol this community!

[slendy_ohcrap]

[And Slenderman begins to flail its tentacles. Oh no...]