homeless but looking...ish......

[usual]

Aren't there dangerous places? I don't want to go. Are there going to be cats? There are going to be cats, aren't there? I don't want to go to a place with cats. It's scary.

...

U—uwawa, why are you looking at me with such a scary face? I don't like it. You're scary, too.

But I don't want to go, I definitely don't want to go to a place with cats. [ no matter if there are cats or not, it's non-negotiable... ]

Am I being bullied? I'm being bullied again... Uu...

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[loyalraven]

There's always cats. [Said in a quiet, nearly traumatized whisper.] Even when you think there aren't, there are. They show up. Or someone chases you with one because they think it's funny.

It's awful.

But there's always cats.

[usual]

Eeh?! Here, too? Here, too?!

It's not good. I'm going to be eaten, they're going to eat me. I hate cats, I hate cats, I hate cats.

[ no don't get pierce started— oh wait, he's already gotten started ]

[madcuriosity]

What's wrong, Mr. Mouse?

[elegant_clown]

[You remind her of a friend.]

Calm your motherfucking tits bro.

[Have a hug Pierce, welcome to your marshmallow hell.]

[loyalraven]

Everywhere

They probably are. If they get the chance they will. Especially if there's more than one of them. [It's a long, recurring nightmare okok.] I hate cats too. They're awful.

[usual]

I'm being bullied...

I'll be eaten... I'll definitely be eaten.

[ wait a second here— mr mouse is staring now because alice...she looks like alice... though tinier. so tiny. ]

[usual]

[ !

!!!

!?!?!?]

...what? What? What is it?

[madcuriosity]

Now why would anyone go and eat you? Cheshire is nice... [Well, Dinah might eat him, actually.]

[usual]

You do? You also? You hate cats? But—

[ mind is working, mind is working ]

You're not a mouse? Are you a mouse? Why do you hate them if you aren't a mouse?

[elegant_clown]

You don't have to be so worried bro. Everything will turn out alright.

[usual]

[ CHESHIRE CAT NOOOO ]

No! No, no, no, no, he's bad, he's dangerous! He's a bad cat! Cats are bad! Bo— Bor— Him! [ BORIIIIIIS ] He always has a knife and fork, I can't sleep because of him—

[usual]

[ hugged? hugged?? being hugged??? ]

...

But if there're cats, it'll be bad for sure. Definitely bad. The worst.

[elegant_clown]

You mean meowbeasts? You're up and bigger than them. Why are you worried bro? Are you allergic like my sis?

[madcuriosity]

[Oh dear...] I'm sure Boris wouldn't... really eat you though.

[usual]

M— Meowbeasts?

[ ...well, they're beasts who meow. that haunting nyaa nyaa ugh he has cold shivers ]

I'm worried because I'm a mouse. It's natural to be worried. They're scary. They'll chase me for sure.

[elegant_clown]

But you're bigger than them. I don't think they chase things that look like humans.

[loyalraven]

Of course I hate them. They're terrifying.

[.......froooowning.]

I'm not a mouse. [If anything, he's a Raven.] I hate them because they're small, evil monsters.

[usual]

Humans? Where? Who looks like one?

I look like a mouse. [ isn't it obvious ] They'd chase me for sure.

[usual]

He'd definitely eat me! He'd eat me for sure! He's always saying...

[ ...

hmm but wait a second here ]

Alice... Alice? Did you get smaller? [ did he give you his shrinking medicine by accident ] You seem different.

[elegant_clown]

You just have ears like a mouse, but if you're so up and motherfucking sure you can stay with me bro.

Equia is always up and saying I should be scary so I think I can keep you safe from some meowbeasts

[usual]

...

But if you're not a mouse, they won't eat you, will they? Cats eat mice...and fish. Are you sure you aren't a mouse?

Ah! [ twitching one mouse ear ] Are you a fish?

[usual]

... Safe? Keep me safe? Me?

[ SO BEWILDERED RN this has never happened before except for alice!! ]

Why? I'm a mouse, you know.

[elegant_clown]

So? What's it matter if you're a mouse?

[usual]

Because—

Because nobody likes a mouse. Protecting a mouse...

[elegant_clown]

I up and motherfucking like you my mouse bro.

[Here have more hugs.]