Floating her way to Rakuen!
no what did you do? not again
first jade takes me away from my friends and then you are going to take me away from davesprite?
and then you're not even going to let me remember any of them!
this is horrible! i don't want to be here
why does everyone make me do things?
i wish i could do things on my own
like the others do
that would be nice
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
woof :(

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[ because you see she does not technically exist anymore at the canon point he is from
so this is weird ]
hey
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this is horrible
help me please
BOO HOO HOO
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i couldnt even keep my freakshow mun from shipping me off to disneys haunted mansion minus the exit doors every fifty feet for screaming children
the ones whose parents dont understand that three year olds dont understand fiction versus reality
so i got nothing
wait
you arent going to remember me
what
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then i have to fight to get them back
but i'm just so useless I'll never be able to do it
BOO HOO HOO HOO
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fucking hell
hey
you still have your memories now though right
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[She doesn't know which sounds worse, not remembering your friends, or them not remembering you.]
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why do you ask?
sniff
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okay
remember what we talked about before
if you werent scared
if you didnt think you were useless
what would you do then
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its awful!
i dont know what im going to do
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i dont know
i wont have my powers either
without that
what can i do?
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fight
like they want you to
shit you can use a gun cant you
and quit using that icon im not a towel
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but there isnt a lot of them
not even the real jade has one
but your wings are fluffy and soft
theyre nice
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not a whole lot of swords where i am
you gotta learn to deal
god dammit
i shouldve prototyped
shit
that fridge full of swords or something
instead
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maybe you could show me a few things
but then i probably wouldnt remember when i got there
but then you wouldnt have the wings
it could be worse
woof
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even if it wasnt for the memory loss this is some weird like
outside spacetime bullshit place
nothing here counts
i dont really need the wings i can fly without them
but yeah they are pretty boss
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i dont want to do this
i just want to go back to my friends
at least you dont bark
barking is annoying sometimes
especially when its at really bad times
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you cant yet
at least your game has this "if you win you get to go home" guarantee right
yeah but the barking is hilarious
besides i caw sometimes
pretty much always on purpose but thats beside the point
caw caw
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but then id just go back to skaia
with all of the meteors
but youre there so thats okay
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shit youre the one who saved my ass
wait that hasnt happened for you yet
obviously
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what did i do to save you?
1/2
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or itll break spacetime
you know
predestination paradoxes
fuck predestination paradoxes
i hate em
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i dont want to make any of those
that would probably only make things worse
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just
its
pretty cool
youre pretty cool when it happens
just so you know
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really
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you would know
wouldnt you
youre the hero of time and everything
thanks dave
i feel better now
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He's not anyone important anymore
But it's touching that she thinks that about him ]
no problemo
you ever feel down again you come talk to me
together we can punch those sad feelings like its some cheesy tv commercial and we are personified zoloft
no not like that thats stupid
but you know
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but it sounds like fun!
but what is the place youre at like?
my mun might take me there too
because she likes your mun
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literally
and you know how many shitty ideas ive heard
not to mention all the ones i myself have had
trust me its a lot
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its just a haunted house right?
were kernelsprites
what could it do to us?
[Says the one with the First Guardian powers she doesn't really know how to use]
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plus the people keeping us there are just creepy fuckers
preying on your psychological insecurities and shit
and they do shit like
take your arms off
make you attack other people
they call it experimentation
for science yolo i guess
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i guess its not just a haunted house then
thats not good
but we can help each other out right?
weve got each others backs!
woof
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i already got john and terezi and rose to look out for
well just john and terezi because they like
took roses name
so now i dont remember that shes anyone who matters
fuck i am so pissed about that when im out here in metaland
i mean
not to say youre useless or anything
i dont think youd have your first guardian stuff because its not in the green suns domain
but your spacey stuff would be cool
i just
dont app there
dont
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but
at least you wouldnt be alone
right?
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jade
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do whatever you have to to keep her from doing it
what do dogs do
piss on her brainspace furniture
does she have any
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like a big cruise ship
it says its called the hms everything
but i dont know if i can do that
im not that much like a dog
woof
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whatever