the canon is futurama and I'm sorry.

[noimdoesnt]

Alright mun, quit holdin' out on me. You promised me killer robots, talking ponies, and super heroes. Now make with the super heroes!

...The killer robots and ponies can wait.

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[puppy_lancer]

...How about a legendary hero?

[noimdoesnt]

How legendary are we talking?

[atomic_wrath]

[Here, have the King of the Monsters himself, staring in bemusement at such a danger seeking human.]

[shine_on_armor]

Yeah, talking ponies aren't impressive.

Not as impressive as some sort of talking monkey.

[noimdoesnt]

[You probably thought Fry would do the smart thing and be afraid.

...Nope.]

Awesome! Hey, hey do that roar thing you do.

[puppy_lancer]

As in recorded in epic literature legendary.

[atomic_wrath]

[Another person who responded to his presence with enthusiasm. Incensed at being ordered around, Godzilla roared angrily, inadvertently obeying Fry's wish.]

[noimdoesnt]

I had talking money once. Talking Nixon money.

[noimdoesnt]

Doesn't sound so epic to me.

[Fry, that's only because you don't read books.]

[noimdoesnt]

[Fry's going to end up having a heart attack at the sheer amount of joy this is giving him.]

Now smash this place up!

[puppy_lancer]

I held off an entire coalition army on my own. Everyone knew me back in my time, and I'm sure a fair amount of people still know about my adventures in your time. Now, if that's not epic, I'd like to hear your definition of "epic".

[shine_on_armor]

Er... not money, monkey.

Like you!

[atomic_wrath]

[In anger of being further ordered around, Godzilla tried to step on the twit, but his foot conveniently landed a dozen feet from him, sending up concrete and debris that almost hit Fry.]

[noimdoesnt]

Well then how come I've never heard of ya? You ever been on TV before?

[pectoralmutt]

Trust me man, you don't want either. Both'll take out your liver!

[noimdoesnt]

[Like the idiot he is, Fry is just loving this more and more. So at this point he claps.]

Now light something on fire!

[noimdoesnt]

Aw c'mon, I'm not that hairy.

[noimdoesnt]

But I like my liver! It's never betrayed me.

Unlike my stupid pancreas.

[gypsy_portals]

What about a killer robot pony superhero?

[noimdoesnt]

Yeah! C'mon mun, make with the killer robot pony superheroes.

[puppy_lancer]

I don't know.

[He hadn't really checked.]

But if you wanna check, I'm Cu Chulainn.

[noimdoesnt]

You don't look like a choo-choo train to me.

[atomic_wrath]

[Further incensed, Godzilla decided to obey Fry's "wish" and used his heat ray on a empty building six feet from him. Godzilla couldn't hit him directly, but by god he hoped he got irradiated.]

[noimdoesnt]

Huh... usually the police or army would be here by now. Then you could smash cars and they'd go all 'PEW. PKPKPKPEWPRPRPR!'

And then the army guys would be all 'Stop Godzilla!'

But you'd be all 'ROOOOOOOOAR CRASH BOOM PKEW!!'

[puppy_lancer]

...

[His eye twitches]

...Did you just call me "choo-choo train"?

[Seriously! Was his name that hard to pronounce?}