bringing back an old muse

[relativemotion]

Your foolish attempts to play me are laughable at best since you lack the mental capacity. Do us both the favor and give up.

Instead you should play something more suitable, such as a rock, for example. It does not require you to strain yourself thinking.

Comments

[coluan]

The rock may perhaps carry more intellect.

[relativemotion]

I am giving my mun the benefit of the doubt.

[coluan]

Is your benefit worth the doubt?

[singlesynapsetheory]

Are you really sure you want them to give up?

[relativemotion]

It would be pointless for me to suggest it if I wasn't. [ wait for it... ] Idiot.

[dishbestserved]

See, and here I was thinkin' yer mun shouldn't play you 'cause you're better off dead.

[relativemotion]

Ah Cold, always with the wishful thinking.

[singlesynapsetheory]

Well, I don't think they're doing bad. [Grumble grumble.]

[relativemotion]

Which shows how little you know.

[dishbestserved]

That's me. All positive thinkin'.

[relativemotion]

Shouldn't you be heading back to the nursing home? It would be a terrible thing for you fall and break a hip.

[dishbestserved]

See, livin' to my age kinda requires surviving 'till adulthood.

[relativemotion]

I will try to remember that.

It's a shame though, you've lived for so long yet accomplished absolutely nothing.