Bandwagoning like hell - Spoilers may be likely in the comments.

[compromisedarrow]

So, you finally decided, huh?

I've been hearing stories about "games" and "memes," I don't know what they are but...

[Clint takes a second to flip out his bow.]

If I don't like them, you'll know about it. Got it?

Comments

[rockstark]

Oh, hey, Legolas. Was wondering when you were gonna show up. How's it hangin'?

[compromisedarrow]

Same as usual. It's not often I get kidnapped and get to keep all my toys.

I don't think this mun person knows what he's letting himself in for.

[rockstark]

And your own brain, too, let's not forget about that. Big mark in the plus column.

Mine knew exactly what she was in for, it's why I got to stay mint in box for the last oh, I don't know, two years and change. It's nice, I don't smell like new muse anymore.

[espionageartist]

I don't think the threats will work with these people.

[compromisedarrow]

Well, I can at least give him a headache.

[compromisedarrow]

I don't think anyone knows what they're in for with you, Stark.

[espionageartist]

Actually, that might work. [She will allow it.]

[compromisedarrow]

There seems to be some pretty sensitive spots here. I'm sure I can give this guy hell.

[espionageartist]

Sounds like a good show actually. Better idea then what others brought up.

[compromisedarrow]

Well, we were trained in the more subtle ways of dealing with people.

[espionageartist]

True. [She grins.]

Has your mun done anything awful with you yet?

[compromisedarrow]

Yeah.

Stark stuck a load of cameras in my room. Apparently there are clips of me naked on the internet already. And Fury has some betting pool going on my... Stamina.

[espionageartist]

[Staring.]

What? [She heard him, but really? That is creepy.]

[compromisedarrow]

Exactly. And that was when I was only here for an hour. This mun wasted no time.

Fury's camera got a close-up of my boot and Stark's got an arrow.

[rockstark]

Well, hey, thanks for the compliment.

[compromisedarrow]

It's not really a compliment.

[espionageartist]

Apparently not. My mun has just been keeping me here. I thought it was boring at first, but I guess I should be grateful now.

[compromisedarrow]

I shudder to think about what else he's got planned.

[espionageartist]

There's always the headache option. But I' sure you can handle whatever he puts you through.

[compromisedarrow]

Handle, yes. Deal with? We'll see. Someone will probably need a psychiatrist after this.

[espionageartist]

And I'm guessing you aren't talking about yourself.

[compromisedarrow]

What do you think?

[espionageartist]

I think your mun is better start looking for someone to talk to now.

[compromisedarrow]

Well, I dunno. He's got a crazed redneck with a crossbow in here.

[espionageartist]

[She stares.] What?