because clearly i can't get the bandwagon concept right

[madenough]

Right, then, so this is-- what. Just you being complicated? No wonder we get along, honey, you get where I'm coming from.

Still, you know, places to be, wars to win, things to build. Let's get this party started.

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Howard is a welcome addition to the bandwagon *__*

[agtcarter]

It's nice to see you in a good mood, Howard.

it's his perfectly coiffed hair isn't it

[madenough]

Well, it's this or I start breaking things, so there's that. You're looking particularly lovely today, by the way, Agent Carter.

[thestarspangledman]

You? Complicated? I'd never have guessed.

yes, I think that's what it is and look at that 'tache too x3

[agtcarter]

Thank you for saying so. [See? She can accept that graciously.] You're looking well yourself, Howard.

[madenough]

Look at you being a smart-mouth. Am I a bad influence? I think I'm a bad influence.

[thestarspangledman]

Not in my books. It's -- real good to see you, though, Howard.

it is indeed fabulous

[madenough]

Well, I've certainly been worse, but then, I'm not often kidnapped quite like this, either, so maybe it's just the shock.

[madenough]

Well, drink your fill, I know mine is a face that's difficult to do without. Just ignore the bad shave from sometime yesterday morning, I'm pretty sure I'm running on caffeine and adrenaline at this point.

welp this just got vaguely depressing

[thestarspangledman]

[A little grin.] You're more right than you know.

....You know, I'm not sure if caffeine even works on me anymore.

here, let howard make it all better

[madenough]

Oh, Steve, just-- just lean in close and keep whispering sweet nothings to my ego.

Not like you ever really need caffeine, you lucky bastard.

he can make many things better :3

[thestarspangledman]

[A slightly bewildered headshake.] Believe it or not, your son's worse than you.

...Yeah, but it'd be nice every once in a while.

u/////u

[madenough]

My what? Woah, woah, pretty sure I don't have any of those, yet. [ mostly.. sure... ]

It's overrated. Gives me the jitters, I start making my assistants cry, you're better off without its corrupting influence.

just like the rest of him

[agtcarter]

I wonder what you'll be like when the shock wears off. Hope you have a nice mundane.

so true ////

[madenough]

Pretty sure she's spiteful, a workaholic, and easily distracted by shiny things. We're basically perfect for one another.

What about yours? Taking care of you? Not that you need to be taken care of, but-- indulge my manly need to be overprotective and ridiculous for a few seconds, won't you?

/swoons

[agtcarter]

Sounds like a match made in heaven. [Does she hear the sound of wedding bells? XD]

Honestly, she's put me through a lot ever since she picked me up. To date, she has killed me at least once, placed me in horrible environments and I'm certain that she had more planned.

[madenough]

Pretty sure you mean 'hell'.

.. So what you're saying is that, you know, despite the fact that she's a lady, we need to set Steve on her like a particularly earnest labrador with a grudge?

[agtcarter]

Well, for you at least.

I'm not so sure that's a good idea, Howard. Steve wouldn't be safe around her. If anything, she'd be the one who would pounce on him.

Ooh mr stark oooh~

[thestarspangledman]

No, not when you're from. What's just happened, for you?

Aw, don't make your assistants cry. Then they'll come running to me, and what am I supposed to do with them?

[fallofwinter]

Most of what they do is all about being complicated.

B)

[madenough]

Oh. Oh, I-- You know, I have no idea. Dead HYDRA were involved somehow, I think. It all runs together when you're the guy keeping America's sweetheart alive.

Well, clearly they were useless to me, so I suppose you could make them press your uniform or 'yes, sir' you a lot.

[madenough]

Aw. Now, Bucky, that just sounds bitter.

[madenough]

Oh, so she's a fan, huh? Well, I suppose there are worse things, though I can't think of any right now.

[agtcarter]

Yes, quite the fan. But things could always be worse so perhaps we should just focus on something else instead.

[thestarspangledman]

I'm not America's sweetheart, and I don't really need my uniform pressed.

[fallofwinter]

Yeah well, when they get their kicks sending you into Hell time and again, it makes a man kind of bitter.