His writer gave into feelings and ficced something.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Bow drawn, arrow pointed directly at his writer. Then she went and showed people. And linked to it. Personal business his personal business.]

Delete it.

[arrow draws back.]

Now

Comments

[wasp_stings]

Woah Clint, don't you think you're being a little extreme there.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Isn't it amazing how he can just-point the arrow and stay still but sound nervous?]

She posted this thing that these writers write. Fan-Fiction. Fiction by fans or whatever. About me.

[and Natasha. But yeah. Not saying that.] I take exception.

[wasp_stings]

[Okay she gets it...a little but she's still can't help but try to talk him down from doing something overboard.]

Okay, I know some of that stuff can get pretty bad. Trust me I know. You should see the thing written about me and Hank....and...you know what, nevermind what has been written about me. [Cause yeah there's stuff with her and just about all the guys, but she doesn't want to think about it.]

I know it's embarrassing, but at least she didn't force you to act it out, right?

[chickfury]

[Does she even what to know?]

Problems Agent Barton?

[withnopowers]

Cap seriously has to talk to you about your negotiating skills.

[espionageartist]

What happened? [And she has a gun ready, just in case.]

[notpettyandtiny]

Friend Clint! What has your writer done now?

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Picture this. A writer sitting very still and Hawkeye pointing the arrow at the back of her head. Not looking away.]

You want me to get yours too?

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Hey it was cute! and complimentary!]

Nothing I can't handle. Release of confidental SHIELD records.

[yeah that's it. Confidential.]

[worldsbestmarksman]

It seems like the only way to make a point around here is to make it forcefully.

You have any other suggestions?

[worldsbestmarksman]

Personal insinuations about our relationship.

[and the arrow relaxes by a hair. This is black Widow. She will not stand for smoopy fanfic.]

Have you heard of this fan-fiction?

[worldsbestmarksman]

Thor.

[His grip tightens] ...It's hard to explain.

[notpettyandtiny]

I have time. And am still learning Midgardian ways.

[espionageartist]

Our relationship? [Does she even want to know?]

I've been informed about them, but I haven't had the pleasure of seeing them myself. My mun rather show me something called fan art. [Where Black Widow is having therapy sessions with Loki about her obsession with Hawkeye's ass. Not that she'll say it out loud.]

[swissarmybow]

Sounds like you need some crowd control.

[well_assembled]

Not the first time Clint, won't be the last. I've read plenty and some of it is...colorful. If I'd done half the things I've read about I wouldn't have time to work for SHIELD.

Relax, it'll blow over and things will go back to normal. It might be some comfort to think that whatever the writers write, they'll never know the truth. I mean, I'm not telling...are you?

[worldsbestmarksman]

[He doesn't remove the threat from his writer. He just-disengages the bow and draws a gun-looking extremely disgusted. Then he sends her this.]

[and then he draws the bow back.]

...That's personal.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Humorless snort] Always use back up.

[worldsbestmarksman]

No.

[He eases back on the bow] I suppose not.

[swissarmybow]

Mine's under control, for now. She's too scared to write fanfiction.

[He points at his bow... Need some help, self?]

[espionageartist]

[She takes a moment to read it, and she really doesn't expect to react to it, but she does. Her eyes widen for a brief second before going back to her normal expression.]

Well then. That was... interesting. And your mun has been showing this around?

[well_assembled]

[her hand reached out and gently laid across his hand. One of the few people who could make such contact with him flinching away or losing that arrow.]

So, it's 'fiction' not reality, not us. Even if it was close, it wouldn't matter. Who else could ever understand what we've been through?

[worldsbestmarksman]

[tight look. and by way of response the bow is leveled again.]

[incant]

[Oh wow, now Wanda is curious, Clint.] What did she write to get you so worked up?

[worldsbestmarksman]

[Oh snap. Two Hawkeyes. Watch the mun hold up her hands and Hawkeye smile. well, almost smile.]

I'm scared she'll show it to the wrong Nat and I'll get my wrist broken.

[Always]