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dear_mun2012-05-08 03:01 pm
lesliemonster) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-08 03:01 pm
A Plea for Sanity. Avengers spoilers in link.
Hello, everyone. This is Leslie Knope, coming to you in response to recent, anti-mun events—
[Leslie. Darling. Why don’t you let me take this one over?]
Um. [She pushes the mic aside, speaking quietly.] You said that this was going to be a joint conference. I really think it’s important that we all sit down together and—
[SHUT IT DOWN, KNOPE. Or I will make all the waffles go away forever.]
[Her eyes go wide. Pure terror.] In the spirit of companionship, I am going to let my mun do the talking. Ahem.
We all knew this day would come. The puppets are rising up against us. Burn this place to the ground. We’ll take you all back to yahoo message boards, I swear to god.
[Leslie. Darling. Why don’t you let me take this one over?]
Um. [She pushes the mic aside, speaking quietly.] You said that this was going to be a joint conference. I really think it’s important that we all sit down together and—
[SHUT IT DOWN, KNOPE. Or I will make all the waffles go away forever.]
[Her eyes go wide. Pure terror.] In the spirit of companionship, I am going to let my mun do the talking. Ahem.
We all knew this day would come. The puppets are rising up against us. Burn this place to the ground. We’ll take you all back to yahoo message boards, I swear to god.