AU event at star_kingdom

[gunnerbrat]

You'll not turn me into a sniveling Lost Boy!
No, it won't be cute!

I'm not too fond of the idea of having Slightly's evil clone bringing me into the darkness.

I have a much better idea.
Make me a mech pilot!
This is the perfect opportunity to give me a giant robot!

A space pirate is a fine alternative.

You're wasting this event, lubber!