nothing to see here, folks, move along.

[grandfathersnail]

I see you didn't get the memo. I already have a hidey-hole that fits the three D's - dark, dank, depressing - just fine. Even better, it has a boot. Does your headspace have a boot? Yeah, thought so.

So you see, it's pointless. Why don't you leave me alone and go play with the other me you have moping around here or... I don't know, your Zeldas and Pongs. That's what all the kids are going nuts about, right?