not looking, just goofing around... at 5am...

[dingaling]

What? Seriously? Okay, fine, whatever.

Look, what's the point of doing this? If you're not gonna let me go anywhere, why bother? Ugh, this is such a waste of my time... You know I've got more important things to do than bum around your head all day, right? Like looking after that partner of mine and making sure he doesn't do something stupid? Or finding my brother? Or knocking some sense into Skull Kid's thick head? Hello, I'm a busy girl! I've got a lot to take care of!

...

HEY! Are you even listening?!

Eesh, this is as bad as being stuck in a bottle...

Comments

I love knowing her design ahead of time

[pervertflea]

[.......................

welp there goes any plans Issun may have had
yep, he's just swooning over here, give him a moment -]

Don't worry about it, babe - these mun types never listen to any of us!
If I were you, I'd just ignore'er and go do whatever ya want!

[Like hang out with him, perhaps!!!]

[magic101]

[Ow]

Well, if your player didn't hear you, I certainly did!

... /SCREAMS. LILET BLAN!

[dingaling]

Good! At least somebody heard me!

[sulk.]

:'3

[dingaling]

[... babe. what. seriously? please don't tell her he's this kind of guy]

You make it sound sooo easy...

What in the world are you, anyway? [You're not a fairy, that's for sure.]

8>

[pervertflea]

A poncle! We're magical guys like you, 'scept wingless.
And our women ain't nearly as attractive, from what I can tell!

[Sorry, Tatl. He's that kinda guy.]

What's got you so wound up anyway, sweetie?
You sound like you could use a break!

OMG SOMEBODY KNOWS HER

[magic101]

[she extends a hand for Tatl to perch, if she so chooses.]

Yes yes, you're a very important person [if very tiny] and a fairy to be reckoned with [on people's ears].

Where do you want to be?

[dingaling]

Poncle. Righttt.

[... really????]

Hey, you'd be pretty wound up, too, if you only had three days to save the world! [... over and over and over and...]

[pervertflea]

Heh - not here!
This is a place where you can kick back and relax, no matter what's goin' on back home!

[yes.
really.]

Take the break while you've got it, babe!

'Course, I wouldn't mind helpin' ya unwind too, if you need it!

I LOVE HER SO MUCH AKHFHFAFA

[dingaling]

[Eh, sure, why not. Tatl flutters over and lands on the girl's hand, and then she takes a seat, cross-legged style. shut up she's not lazy]

Hey, don't condescend me, missy! I am important! I'm looking out for the most important guy in the whole world, you know? ... One of 'em, anyway. The one in green, not the one who's trying to crash the moon into Termina.

I wanna be back home! [duh] Even if it sucks right now, I've got stuff to do!

1/2

[dingaling]

[She zooms down to his level so she can properly yell in his face.] I don't have time for taking a break! You really don't get it, do you? If my partner doesn't stop my crazy friend, my world's doomed!

[a pause

then]

2/2

[dingaling]

[SMACK

yep. she just slapped him across the face]

Ew!

MYUUUR

[magic101]

[Lillet puts her other hand on her hip, the only sign of irritation at her new occupant. Still, it's not like she had a lot of time to talk to the fairies and elves she summoned.]

Crash the moon?! And you are saying that an elf will do something important?

... hahahahahjgfkdfg 1/2

[pervertflea]

[WHOAH THAT'S NEW
normally girls can't
hit him

the hell just happened

he's just holding onto the spot where he was hit, blinking blankly for a second -]

/floofs Lillet's hair

[dingaling]

Yeah, crash the moon! He's gone absolutely nuts! I don't know what's gotten into that head of his! I know he likes to pull pranks, but this is a bit much!

Elf? Who said anything about an elf? What the heck is an elf anyway?

[pervertflea]

[- before letting out a laugh and shaking his head, giving her a genuine smile.

whoahkay this girl does not want to be messed with]

Calm down! I wasn't offering anything like that - though I do admire the spunk!

And like I said, sweetheart, you can take a break, here! Your world's fine - 'scept someone's gonna have to fix your fourth wall after this, heh!

[dingaling]

Then watch what you're saying! [what else was she supposed to think?!?!?!? HMPH.

Tatl folds her arms over her chest and scowls.] I'll believe it when I see it.

[pervertflea]

Heheh; don't worry, I can tell just by the way you're actin' that we're on a "look, don't touch" policy!

[SHH, TATL, SHH
just be happy he's doing screwing around with you ok]

But I bet you'll find your friend and then some, soon - that'll prove it, won't it?
Just kick back, let'im come to you!

[dingaling]

... You assumed otherwise?! [WHAT A CREEP]

No! That would just prove the world's seriously doomed! I guess he can manage okay on his own... [without her... ...... no actually she knows Link can take care of herself, but shhhhh] But if he's here instead of there, then there really isn't any hope for Termina left.

[pervertflea]

Hey, listen for a sec, okay?

[WHOOPS SERIOUS ISSUN TIME]

This place is kinda thin on the fourth wall line - you'll be dropped right back where you came from, when you came from!

Or maybe, your whole world's on pause!

Or heck, maybe it's already gone - who knows? It's for your mun to decide, here!

So just take my advice, okay? Kick back! Relax! Put your feet up!
This place is a helluva lot better than any of the games you could be in - me? I'm using all the breaks I can get!
Better'n drowning or bein' tortured or being punished for not killin' everyone or something!

nuuuu don't floof! it's already floofy!!

[magic101]

Well, you know, your kind is known for pulling pranks too...

[Like a fairy who doesn't know what an elf is? Now she's seen everything... or she would have if she hadn't pretty much seen everything in those five days...]

but but but

[dingaling]

Well. Yeah, but Skull Kid's been known to take things to whole new levels anyway. Still, crashing the moon? [And hitting her brother? His friend?] Not even I'd do that!

[dingaling]

[> maybe it's already gone

wow Issun you sure know how to make a girl feel warm and fuzzy

Still, for a moment, she's quiet, which is odd, but the look on her face shows that she's still struggling to sort it all out in her head. It's at this moment that she realizes that she'd almost forgotten how to relax.]

... Well, whatever. [that might be a conceding tone. maybe] I'm still not gonna give up on it. If my partner is here, he'll [she manages to stop herself before she says know what to do. instead, she quickly covers:] be in some kinda trouble, like always, and, like always, he'll need me to get him out of it. So kicking it back would just be mean to him.

[shhh she's not lying through her teeth shhhh]

[pervertflea]

And I say he's probably just fine! Most people don't bother screwin' around with violence here, and 's not like you gotta worry about monsters, too.

So it'd be better to just let'im come to you!

[SIGH]

You've been wound up like this for a long while, huh?

Nooo buts, do you want her hair to look like Dr. Chartreuse? ;w;

[magic101]

I'm having a little bit of a hard time believing anybody would do something like that. Even devils would know that they wouldn't be able to escape something hat catastrophic....

Shadow was jolted out of a deep sleep by Fairy-yelling

[heros_shadow]

WOAH there.

For a tiny thing, someone's sure got a nasty temper and a good set of lungs.

What's your deal, anyways? Why do you have to disturb all the realms with your screaming.