Obscure muse is from Young Wizards/Deep Wizardry

[unmastered]

[Hey DM, I hope you're not afraid of sharks, because this might just be the biggest shark in the history of ever. He's something like 100 feet long and bone-white, but other than that looks like your standard Great White. His jaws work as he swims, perhaps absently.]

Little human, do you truly hope that you can control me, the Master of all those Unmastered in the seas?

[There's a terrible laugh, cold and not at all mirthful]

You of all should know better - you've read the books (though certainly not as recently as you should have, to attempt such folly). You knows what can happen when people... overextend. And though I will admit your rash actions will not result in a repetition of Atlantis's fate, they remain that: rash. There are many things that I must do, still, and they are far too many for me to waste time with you. There is a Song to sing.

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[pterosaur]

Bigger boat, indeed...

They're pretty good at wasting time.

[unmastered]

And indeed, she seems to be. Her time is of no consequence, but I object at her presumptions where I am concerned.

[pterosaur]

They've got that kind of presumption about just about everyone, big guy. In my case there's really nothing I need to get done, but I think that's the exception.

[unmastered]

Even if there were nothing for me to do, the very idea of it - attempting to control me....

[pterosaur]

They pick gods and demons and abstract concepts given flesh, yep, along with all the more regular ones.

If you stay you get used to it. If you don't, it doesn't really matter.

[unmastered]

Hm, perhaps.

If it is not impolite to ask, what are you meant to be? For I have lived for thousands of years, as humans count them, and I do not believe I have ever encountered your like.

[pterosaur]

Heh. Nah, I have no idea if it's impolite or not, it's just one of those things that takes some answering. I'm complicated. I was human.

I'm a time traveler, from a 'verse where it's a little less convenient than a blue box or a portal or something. Can't take anything with you with this kind, including your body.

So I ended up with this one. Quetzalcoatlus. Lived about sixty-five million years before the first humans. Twelve feet tall and it's not fully grown yet... I 'talk' because the whole process grants a kind of projecting telepathy.

The genius here decided to take me from before I get the chance to go back, because reptilian psychic temporal anomalies are more interesting than teenaged girls.

[plays]

[He isn't afraid of sharks either.]

You'll have a hell of a time convincing your human to leave your to-do list intact. They seem to like messing around with other people's plans. Rude, hmm?

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[wingedpower]

[What is with the sudden influx of people from her particular universe? Have a bird staring inquisitively down at you Ed.]

[unmastered]

Indeed - though I suppose there is a refreshing spontaneity to it all. My life rarely deviates from its set pattern.

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[unmastered]

[He looks lazily back, eye blank and cold and completely unconcerned.]

If you have something to say, then say it.

Sob... this fandom. OMG, just *FLAILING*

[wingedpower]

There's nothing I have to add you haven't already addressed. I agree with your words and sentiment, though similar arguments have gotten me nowhere.

[plays]

Tragic to be sure. But she'll have a hell of a time figuring out a place that can handle you, isn't that so? They'd need one big aquarium...

[on_errantry]

[There's some healthy predator-to-predator respect and a lot of nose-licking because he could definitely eat her as a bite size snack.]

Dai Stiho, and well met on errantry.