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[tinymetaleater]

[Hello Dear Mun. How are you? What's this tiny little thing sitting there now. Why those big blue eyes make it all the more cute if its tiny size didn't do it for you.

Nothing nefarious could ever come from this creature. Nope, nope.]

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[firedoucher]

...

Nope. Didn't expect to see this today.

What, the doc's making robotic three-legged cats now? Like we didn't have those already?

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[my_own_trope]

[Hello post. Don't mind Starscream just minding his own business and coming in for a landing. He certainly isn't up to no good either.

Not at all.

Starscream would never.]

[tinymetaleater]

[Oh a human, hello there organic. Have a tiny tripod creature scurrying over to you. Isn't he cute? You just want to pick him up and take him to everything metal?]

[firedoucher]

Well isn't that cute.

[Just gonna scoop you up now.]

Don't tell anyone I said that.

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[my_own_trope]

[BUT THEN IMAGINE HIS SURPRISE WHEN HE SEES A WEE LITTLE SPOT OF ROBOT LICE JUST CHILLING OUT RIGHT THERE.

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[my_own_trope]

[He just remembered he has to jet. Because he can.

Also he's pretty sure he left the stove on back at his one half of a secret base.

Also he's pretty sure he can hear his mother calling him.

Also he just remembered he has that thing to do with that guy that he was supposed to meet.

Yup.]

[tinymetaleater]

[Oh of course he won't say anything. Not like any sort of language he may know could translate into a human language to begin with.

He'll just cuddle into you and do an odd vibrate purr. You humans like when they do that don't you?]

[tinymetaleater]

[Hey, no, no come back walking meal. He just wants to gnaw on those heels of yours. Just a nibble.

He's certainly not going to just watch you fly away on him either.


Up, up and away. Hi have a hungry Scraplet flying after you. He's a determine little bugger ain't he?]

[firedoucher]

Good. Now uh...cat.

What would robot cats eat. Maybe doc has some robot fish.

[my_own_trope]

[You know who else is a determined little bugger? Starscream.

Also:
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But seriously, you don't want to eat this sassy little dish, he's far too scrawny. Why, there's hardly any meat on him at all!

Ps: STILL FLYING DUE NORTH. Also this is now Canada. And we're going on a tropical little jaunt to icecap land. Better buckle up or bail, buddy.]

[paranormal_physicist]

[PKE meter's picking up a slight hint of energy, a small...spark if you will.]

You appear to be some sort of machine, most likely a armored casing to seal your PKE energy.

[tinymetaleater]

[Oh hey he knows that word. Robot means metal and he certainly would like that. Can we go human? Can we can we?

Bounce, bounce, bounce.]

[tinymetaleater]

[Ah come on he would be happy with just an arm or a leg. Why you got to be this way Starscream?

Hey wait...it's getting cold. That's not good.


You win this time meal. But next time he'll get you when you least expect it. You can't stay up north forever.]

[tinymetaleater]

[Oh, a human. You're not food, but your kind usually has such on them or can show where the food is.

Have a cat size tripod with a big head skitter its way to you. Isn't he cute? Now just show him your metal stuff so he can eat it.]

[my_own_trope]

[You can't tell him what to do! He's Starscream, servant to no one. Especially not a bad case of robofleas.]

[paranormal_physicist]

[Yeah, um, no. With how often his equipment breaks and all the times he and Ray have to fix it, that ain't gonna happen.]

You seem harmless enough, but I've been wrong before.

[satdownbesideher]

[This face.]

[tinymetaleater]

[Aw, he's completely harmless...to you that is.

Your cars and buildings not so much. Though think of the savings if you took him home and let him eat any scrap metal you have lying around and didn't really need. How can you be wary of this face?]

[tinymetaleater]

[YES.

Hi there meal on eight legs. He's just going to quickly skitter towards you in glee. Don't mind the sudden showing of teeth. He'll just take a leg or two, you can live with such.]

[minimedic]

[Oh ey, what are you? This little hatching never saw a Scraplet before. poor fool] Hm? Are you a some sort of deployer?

[tinymetaleater]

[It's like he won a lottery jackpot.

He's just going to skitter up near you. Now where to start is the question.]

[minimedic]

Epp. [You move fast, little thing, but so doe she, that's why he likes racing.]Wah...?

[tinymetaleater]

[Oh this is fantastic you didn't flee into the night.

Hey, what's that odd mechanical whirring sound? Oh don't mind it or the sudden teeth being shown. Just hold still and let him take a bite.]

[autoerotica]

[Just. This.]

[deusexraf]

Not again-!

[tinymetaleater]

[Yes! One that can't fly away from him!

Hi Mr. Dinner, you're shiny aren't you? That just means you're easier to spot as he skitters towards you. That whirring sound just means he's glad to see you.]

[tinymetaleater]

[Oh, you. What gives little human? We all thought you were a bro when you helped us.

We'll just skitter and circle you because you might hit us again.]

[minimedic]

[Ohshi......!!!!!!

He doesn't know what are you but he really doens't want to know. Why do you want to bite him? he's just a small hatcling, there's barely anything to eat. Go chew on the bigger robots.

BRB, running now.]

[deusexraf]

[BUT THEN YOU TRIED TO EAT HIS BRO :( raf makes a face]

Are you at least staying out of trouble?

[autoerotica]

[Nope but he certainly can drive. Which he does, burning rubber.]

Not today, thanks. See if you can't find an Autobot to mutilate.

[tinymetaleater]

[Hey, it's the circle of life. Watch your disney movies and learn such life lessons.


Look at this face how could you ever accuse it of getting into any sort of mischief?]

[tinymetaleater]

[Oh don't be like that snack sized one.

You're the perfect size for a lone scraplet. Come here you.]

[tinymetaleater]

[Stupid evolution paths, stupid transformation sequence. It was so much easier when you guys couldn't run away like this.

Let's see if flying can tip the scales in his favor.]

[minimedic]

[Over his dead bod..okay, nevermind.

Where are the bigger mech when he needs them, for Primus's sake.] S-stay away!

[He ain't afraid do you, metal pirahhna thing. not much. Okay...maybe he is.. He turns his right hand into a small chainsaw but it can still do quite some damage.]

[paranormal_physicist]

[With what he's seen, plenty.]

As a far as sentience goes, you seem to on par of that of domestic dog or cat.

[Or you know...a piranha]

[outofthechair]

[Spock has seen many new and interesting things in his life as a Starfleet office, but none like you before. His one response right now:]

Fascinating.

[deusexraf]

[BUT IN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, HIS FRIENDS STAY ALIVE

and considering he's seen your teeth




/sigh/ okay]

You know what? Here.

[LOOK WHAT HE HAS IN HIS HAND it's a screw if you eat this will you avoid eating everyone else...]