Avengers bandwagon and voice testing!

[aggravating]

Hi. Hello? You listening now? Okay, good. Because I'm gonna talk even if you decide to be an idiot and not listen to the genius over here.

We okay? Alright. Now that I have your attention for even a fraction of a second listen up. Just because you saw a movie and are having f e e l i n g s right now doesn't really change a thing. You couldn't handle me if you tried, and, unfortunately, that's kind of a really true statement.

So as much as I'd like to go jitterbugging with Grandpa Spandex and mud wrestling with Captain Shakespeare among all the others in our little 1990's boy band - right. Sorry, Natasha. Kind of liking Tony and the Jets, but we can work you in there, too. Maybe web of spandex featuring a drop of Iron? Work in progress.

Anyway. The point is, don't just shoot off in any random direction, you'll end up hitting some twelve-year-old on his bike and no one needs that much guilt on their plate. So how about you go back to playing with your little toys and let me go back to my wacky adventures in skyscraping and jet-speed drag racing?

Comments

[has_an_army]

Ha! I hope your mun shoves in the deepest, darkest abyss of torture and torment she can find.

[aggravating]

You know, I'm pretty sure they have classes on "how to lose gracefully".

You never played battleship as a child, did you? Monopoly? All those games that teach you not to throw a tantrum when things don't work out in your favor? No? Man, what do little grease babies do for fun in Vikingland?

[has_an_army]

Not for Asgardian royalty.

[It was more like 'how to deal with your brother constantly outshining you, 101']

If you think I'm bad, you should have seen your precious Thor not too long ago. His temper was legendary, even compared to my own.

[aggravating]

My prec- yeah, sorry. You're mistaking me for the more tights-inclined members of our squad. He's not my precious anything. Handy little energizer bunny for the suit, though. I'll give him that.

Oh no wonder. I keep forgetting I'm dealing with spoiled little throne squatters.

[Sorry Loki c: he just doesn't like your face]

[has_an_army]

Yes I'm quite aware you don't play well with others.

[To be honest he'd been certain you lot would be too busy fighting among yourselves to even put up a decent resistance]

Spoiled? You're one to talk, Stark.

[talkingtooslow]

[Yeah Tony, this is teen Pepper trying not to laugh picturing you and Rhodey in a boy band with Clint.]

[Yeah this is her so failing that too]

Do I really want to know what you're going to call Dr. Banner? On second thought I don't think I want to know.

[widowing]

You do know you're the only one who's ever referred to the group as a boyband?

[ofthegods]

I've been informed that I am the one you refer to when you say "Captain Shakespeare." I still don't understand the reference.

[crimsontwink]

[godoftableflips]

Perhaps she may surprise you. I would not expect you to give up so readily.

[aggressively]

I don't get a nickname?

[ IS HE JOKING OR LEGIT BUMMED the world may never know. ]

[aggravating]

Well, considering you're the only one of our little gap attack that actually speaks a comprehensible language I was going to let you have a bit of input into your nickname.

But if you really wanted, I've been hovering around something to do with Kelis and Hulkshake. Pretty sure your anger management buddy would get a few dozen girls after him if he showed off a bit more. Although the ripped pants seem to be enough from where I'm normally standing. Thank God for JARVIS' in-flight censorship.

[aggravating]

Please. The phrase give-up has been mostly deleted from the Tony Stark brand of English. Actually, slap a copyright on that and you have next year's charity goal.

I do kind of favor not dying a bit more than forcing myself to go the whole nine yards and give her a teddy bear and a big "Here's To The Return Of Your Sanity".

[aggravating]

Exactly.

[aggravating]

Do me a favor, L'Oreal. Fly yourself down to the nearest grocery store, walk inside, go up to the little blue box that says Blockbuster on it, poke around until you see DiCaprio's Romeo and Juliet, use your superhero club card, and watch it.

[ofthegods]

[It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.]

I have a distinct feeling that even if I were to decipher your directions, I still would not understand.

[aggressively]

[ absorbing that and nodding thoughtfully. taking this matter very srsly. ]

I was thinking... 'Bruce'.

[ his trolling is subtle trolling okay. ]

[godoftableflips]

[ /wades through your words, tony, for ones he understands, and tries to make sense of them ] Then you fear what dangers these other realms may offer?