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dear_mun2012-05-03 06:20 pm
merchantofdeath) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-03 06:20 pm
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(canon: thank you for smoking)
Oh, so you're going to bring me into the fray? Me? I don't know about the other poor saps up here, girl, but I require actual thought if you want to put me somewhere. No law or medical degree, but they don't call me the "Sultan of Spin" for shits and giggles. I talk. Talking is my job. It's all about how to argue, and I don't think you know much about that.
There are plenty of better things you can do with your time besides try to figure me out, if that's what all this "playing" is about. You could go smoke another cigarette and support Big Tobacco while simultaneously curving your risk for Parkinson's Disease. You might be one of the twelve hundred deaths a day caused by smoking, but you won't have to deal with Parkinson's. I know, I know, it's a real tough call.
No more I believe in Harvey Dent jokes, either. If you like him so much, you should try to play him. I'm sure he'd be a lot easier than me, considering he's a politician. They don't write their own speeches, after all, so if you got someone else to write him for you, it really wouldn't be a form of plagiarism.
...oh, I see what you did there. Very cute, but there's no way you could "pull me off" in any universe. So thanks for the flattering nickname, considering that's basically Big Tobacco in fifteen characters, but no thanks. I have shit to do, like educate those cell phone spokesmen.
Go have a smoke and think it over, how's that?
There are plenty of better things you can do with your time besides try to figure me out, if that's what all this "playing" is about. You could go smoke another cigarette and support Big Tobacco while simultaneously curving your risk for Parkinson's Disease. You might be one of the twelve hundred deaths a day caused by smoking, but you won't have to deal with Parkinson's. I know, I know, it's a real tough call.
No more I believe in Harvey Dent jokes, either. If you like him so much, you should try to play him. I'm sure he'd be a lot easier than me, considering he's a politician. They don't write their own speeches, after all, so if you got someone else to write him for you, it really wouldn't be a form of plagiarism.
...oh, I see what you did there. Very cute, but there's no way you could "pull me off" in any universe. So thanks for the flattering nickname, considering that's basically Big Tobacco in fifteen characters, but no thanks. I have shit to do, like educate those cell phone spokesmen.
Go have a smoke and think it over, how's that?