Moon Cycle is open & WHAT?!

[engineeringotaku]

 Oh my.... It's May 1st already? That means you're going to try to send me there aren't you? Haven't we been through this before? I have to wait for Ed and Al. You might not have to do anything else now, but I have my own stuff to worry about. I appreciate all of the icons, but if you're going to send me anywhere you need to finish looking over my application. You went through all of the trouble of filling it out after all.

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What... Why is there so many new icons of Ed and me... being intimate.

[Cue spazzing here. This is the first that she's heard of this.]

WHAT?! Ed is going to propose to me when he gets back after this big fight he's in?!

I... I don't believe you. There's... there's no way! No!

[Now she's starting to turn red and shake.]

That's no excuse to get icons of Ed and me.... like that.

[Oh shit! Here comes the wrench.]

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[engineeringotaku]

I... NO!

[Burning up. She does love him though.]

[engineeringotaku]

Going to... HEY!

[engineeringotaku]

[Well... they did have a point...]

What?

[Who was this person? Seriously?]

[engineeringotaku]

Of course I am.

[engineeringotaku]

And what does this have to do with me?

[engineeringotaku]

What are you...

What?! What kind of sick joke is this?!

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[engineeringotaku]

[Yep! There goes the rest of her face. What a lovely red that is. She's just going to hide in a hole now.]

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[engineeringotaku]

[Not moving but...]

Why the hell would somebody be that perverted?! I don't believe it.

You and my "mundane" can stop teasing me now.

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[engineeringotaku]

Oh.... My mun is obviously amused. I'm going to kill her later!

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[engineeringotaku]

...They were killed by that Mustang guy? I'm certain they were killed by Scar...

[engineeringotaku]

--Wait a minute! How is it that you know so much about me and my life?! Are you some kind of stalker?!

[engineeringotaku]

[She's really starting to dislike you, but she can't say she doesn't agree with that. They probably would have. Even more so now that she knew more about the truth about the military.]

You talk about alternative universes... What if there was one that they had lived, huh?

[engineeringotaku]

.... A computer...?

[Technology in general. She'd be in awe about how it worked if this wasn't a more serious conversation.]

Digital Matter? You wish to conquer some digital universes so that means that you're a bad guy.. thing... then?

[engineeringotaku]

... Ed and Al's mother? I... no...

I don't know the Homunculi that well, but I really don't think their mom is a homunculus.

[engineeringotaku]

[Why does something awesome like an artificial intelligent computer have to be evil. It kind of ruins her desire to figure out what makes it tick the way it does.]

You're probably right. So just who are these "Digimon" that you refer to?

[engineeringotaku]

Aren't they all failed transmutations? You can't perform human transmutation. I'm no alchemist and even I know that.

[engineeringotaku]

Why do you feel the need to do that?

[engineeringotaku]

So who made you? It's not like you could make yourself.

[engineeringotaku]

You're telling this to the wrong person. Even if I don't know that, it doesn't mean I'm interested in how they're made. All I know is that Homunculi are evil.

[engineeringotaku]

Of course not...

[engineeringotaku]

What do you mean by that...?