homeless, considering tlv

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Making a journal for me without actual plans to do a god damn thing with me is fucking stupid. While I'm here, you might as well try to put me somewhere. I don't give a shit if my canon-mates, as you call them, are there or not. God you're a lame-ass.

Why not that one place with that Red Mist look-a-like? That...Barge thing. I'd make a fucking awesome warden and...

What do you mean, I might be too young and would probably end up an inmate, anyway?

Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck. You.

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[wemaketheworld]

Too young to be inmate.

[So doubtful. YOU ARE A CHILD children cannot be that horrible. Impossible.

Then again. Arya. Huh. ...Although he doesn't get that one either.]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

That's doing nothing to change my muns mind.

[She is not horrible. Her daddy made her a hero, GDI. A fucking hero and hero's are not horrible. They are amazing. Her daddy said so. Also, Arya/Mindy Bro-tp. This must happen. The Barge would never be the same!]

[purplepants]

[Just a tad horrified at the language. Sure he's been out of the US for a good five or so years, but is this the new fad? Really?]

Do your parents know you use that kind of language?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

My dad never cared and my mom died before actually giving birth to me.

[purplepants]

Well maybe a suggestion would be to tone it down a little. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Suggestion noted. [She doesn't actually care, though.] Are you at that Barge place?

[purplepants]

[Almost suspicious look. That was too easy.]

No I'm not. The mundane hasn't looked at it either.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

It sounds fucking stupid. [Suspicions confirmed, Dr. Banner. Sorry about that.] Some stupid prison ship in space where inmates go for fucking redemption or whatever and their wardens get something once someone graduates.

[purplepants]

[Gives a wry smile at the f-bombs. At least he tried.]

Sounds like a rehabilitation center. And you said you wanted to be one of the wardens?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Yeah, but I'm 'too young' and apparently am more inmate material.

[purplepants]

[Rubs the side of his nose. He's not going to bother giving his opinion on the mundane, seems like the kid has a clear one all of her own on that matter.]

Well uh, you're definitely too young for that. Unless they have a juvenile center in there.

[jerkfuck]

You shouldn't say fuck so much.

Or shit.

Or ass.

Or...any of it, really. What are you, eleven?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[No. She's not seeing this. And she has no reply because you look an awful lot like someone who is supposed to be dead.]

[jerkfuck]

[The Weatherman before her is not her dad, but okay. At least he got his message across.]

Good. I'm sure your parents will be proud that you've changed.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[She's getting that, now. The mannerisms are completely off.] My parents are dead. I don't think they give a shit.

[Mindy. Why?]

[jerkfuck]

You don't think they're watching you?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

That's kinda creepy.

[jerkfuck]

I don't mean in the Santa watching you all the time way, I mean in the guardian angel way. It's more calming, I think. I hope my dad is watching me, at least.

[goodcallbabydoll]

...Warden? warden?

[That says prison and nobody is gonna put his baby in prison or anywhere near a prison. :| ]

[theboywonder]

I'm not sure swearing at your mun's going to make them listen to you.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Your words are irrelevant, Dave look-a-like. She just has one question;]

Dave, what did you do to your hair? Did some asshole steal your glasses?

[...okay, so she had two questions.]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

No. It's fucking weird.

[theboywonder]

[... Well that's weird. Have some confused staring, Mindy!]

I don't wear glasses. And my name's not Dave, it's Dick. Who are you?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[BUT DADDY THINK OF ALL THE ASSHOLES SHE CAN BEAT UP!!! It's better than a Hello Kitty bedroom. Also, she just talked to a guy that has the same face as you and can only think of one thing to say.]

...I quit. I give up. I've lost my fucking marbles. There's more than one of you and I don't know what the fuck is going on.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Fffff. This shit again? Seriously? She already went through this with a guy that looked like daddy so she's just going to roll her eyes as if this is the LAMEST MOST EXASPERATING THING EVER.]

Mindy.

[...the amount of fun she could have with your name, man. Endless hours of entertainment but she's too baffled and too tempted to rage!quit what with all the face doubles running around right now.]