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[notfunnyraph]

Hey Mun you know what you cheer you up?

Giving me a canon review. Come on, we both know you like playing me. Not that I blame you.

We could even start with Notes from the underground if you want. You always laugh at the faces I pull in that one.

And I know you totally ship Leo and Quarry~ [Headsmack] OW!

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[not_very_maternal]

[She quirks a brow.]

A turtle lusus? I've never seen you before.

[notfunnyraph]

Err... a turtle what?

[not_very_maternal]

Lusus. Though I actually don't know that many lusi that can speak.

[notfunnyraph]

Lady I have no idea what a Lusus is. I'm just you're regular garden Mutant turtle.

The name's Mikey.

[not_very_maternal]

Mutant?
So you're not from Alternia I take it?

[fearless_leader]

There wasn't anything between us, Mikey. [Sure there wasn't Leo.]

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[notfunnyraph]

Never even heard of it sorry. I'm from good old New York on earth. So what's your name?

[notfunnyraph]

And just what is a Lusus-thingy anyway?

[notfunnyraph]

You sure about that bro? My mun reckons Don totally stole her from you.

[not_very_maternal]

I don't really have a human name. My daughter only ever called me Spidermom.

As for what a Lusus is. A lusus is a creature of varying size and species that takes care of a young troll.

If you couldn't guess I was a lusus, this human form is a new thing.

[onetrueshredder]

Encouraging your mun?

It is befitting of you that you would enjoy your own entrapment.

[notfunnyraph]

[He shrugs looking totally relaxed, he isn't though of course, Mikey's dumb but he's not that dumb.]

We have an agreement. I'm just holding up my end. [Just like any honourable and decent good guy would shred-head]

[polyturtle]

One should start from the beginning for a canon review, in my opinion.

[Says the turtle whose mun originally started her canon review...in season four. Yup.]

[notfunnyraph]

Yeah she should, but where's the fun in doing that?

[Best staring point]

[polyturtle]

If you start at the end, you miss important points in the beginning and middle.

[Yup. Absolutely.]

[notfunnyraph]

Spidermom? Funny, I don't remember Peter having a mom and sister.

Oh... Wait... you look after trolls? Like living under bridges and eating billy goat gruff trolls?

[notfunnyraph]

yeah bit she's already seen everything in order, this is...more of a refresher course.

[not_very_maternal]

No, think more like aliens.

Also I don't know anyone named Peter but my mun is telling me to point out that I was normally a spider bigger than the average human home.

[polyturtle]

I see.

So, is your mun planning to bring you anywhere?

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[notfunnyraph]

[notfunnyraph]

Th-that's a pretty big spider...

[not_very_maternal]

Oh calm down. I'm not going back to that form any time soon.

[notfunnyraph]

[Whew]

Oh! Good... great even! So, how's being human working out for you?

[not_very_maternal]

Alright for the day or so I have been a human. I haven't really gotten to sample anything humans eat though. I don't suppose you would know of anything?

[fearless_leader]

[So does his mun, actually]

I'm sure. I would think I'd know my own feelings.