Voice test and regarding muns choice in name

[chickfury]

I can not begin to tell you the problems I have with this.

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[rootsforthor]

Is it because you don't have an eyepatch? I can get you an eyepatch.

[ferric]

Personally, I think it suits you.

[chickfury]

It's not the eyepatch Agent Barton. I don't think it would suit me at any rate.

[chickfury]

Of course you do Stark.

[ferric]

What? It's an apt summary, not description. Since you don't sport the eyepatch.

[chickfury]

Me and Fury tend to differ on most things. Including you.

[worthiest]

I confess I do not understand your name's full meaning...

I do know that my mundane-mortal played a part in its choosing.

I think in an alt verse in comics, Maria Hill is 63!Fury

[fotlenke]

That is what all muses say. [nudge nudge.] Well...most.

[ex_rampages632]

It's certainly an interesting choice. [And that's all he going to say because he doesn't want to piss her off in any way.]

[chickfury]

That's one word for it. [ Annoying is another. She's just going to be eyeing Banner for the moment. After all, he's a loose cannon.]

Everything under control... [And she's going to chose her words carefully here.] Doctor?

[chickfury]

[ Oh goodie. The god. Try not to set the toaster on fire.]

Yes. I'm sure I have her to thank for this terribly original idea as well.

Re: I think in an alt verse in comics, Maria Hill is 63!Fury

[chickfury]

Sometimes the majority happens to be right.

[ex_rampages632]

Everything's fine. [He gives her a strange look.] Never felt better.

[worthiest]

[He will tame the heating apparatus yet!]

Is chick not the word for a newly-hatched Midgardian bird? This will not strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

[chickfury]

Make sure you keep it that way.

[ Having a Hulk in a confined space is not what she calls "fun"]

...But at least you did'nt make a crack about the eyepatch.

[chickfury]

[ the peoples TAX DOLLARS should not used to keep fixing a freaking toaster. Maria's just going to take a soft breath here. Because she's read your dossier.]

Technically. Your right. And it's not about striking fear into the hearts of my enemies. I have a gun for that.

It's just a term for a female. A woman.

[ex_rampages632]

I'll try. [Though he can't really make any promises.]

A man knows how to pick his battles.

[worthiest]

[She won't like what he's done to the coffee machine.]

There are many guns. Which is yours? [To begin with, there's one visibly holstered to her, but that's not quite Thor's point. Their repetition seems diminishing. She might be better off wielding something more distinctive.]

Ah; now I begin to see the humor.

[chickfury]

Of course you will.

[ She has no doubt. After all, it's not like all those months of watching Bruce were wasted.]

A smart man does.

[ A pause, because it's been bugging her since Bruce came aboard.]

I'm curious. Thor asked about Jane Foster and yet you have yet to ask anything about Betty Ross.

[chickfury]

[ Is it smoking? In a small house like fire?]

One gun as good as another. [ Besides, she has another strapped to her ankle. Just in case. Might not do much against a norse god or a hulk. But it makes her feel better.]

Good. Maybe we can all move on from it.

[ex_rampages632]

[He frowns.]

I don't think that's any of your concern.

[worthiest]

[He left it in many pieces. Who can say what those pieces are doing? Some might still be smoking.]

As good as another? And by that you mean -- how much good at all?

[This is Thor being playful. She'd know his disparaging tone if he used one.]

What would you have us speak about?

[black_widow]

You should get used to it. Our problems are none of their concerns. They relish in our pain.

[technetronic]

I see no problems here.

[rainingarrows]

I have to agree with the first me that posted. An eye patch would suit you.

Personally, my mun was hoping for a "How I Met Your Mother" reference.