Nov. 9th, 2022

serperiority: (angry pout)
[personal profile] serperiority
You're applying to send me back WHERE on December 24th?

Yeah, somehow, "you won't remember anything from last time, it'll be a fresh start!" doesn't sound very reassuring.

"You don't have to eat meat this time!" ... but I have to drink fluids like blood and sweat? You realize that's worse, right? That's gross. Maybe swallowing prey whole's better than hanging off like some unsightly leech.

... okay, blood bags don't sound that bad. Nobody has to die for those, right...?

Being a Slime with no nucleus, so nothing can hurt me sounds great on paper, except for the whole, y'know, tradeoff being that I'll be too weak to open doors by myself?! I won't even know anybody, you really think I'm going to find somebody to assist me before the changes?