voicetesting an oldie but a goldie (ha)

[youaremyfriend]

Gez, is this what I'm in for? Bad rhymes? Where's Octopops when you need him?

What's the big idea here anyway? Wait around to see if somebody shows up? That's lame. Can't you at least throw me at a meme or two? And not one of those texts from last night ones where people do nothing but make fools of themselves.

...Then again, I'd rather be the biggest idiot alive if it meant I didn't have to sit here all by myself.