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[jillion]

You have a gazillion shitty ideas and not one of them includes giving me my bike back?

[i'm not the one that crashed it -- twice.]

-- Hey! It wasn't like it was my decision. When you throw me into a monster infested hell hole over and over, what do you expect is gonna happen, genius?

You know what? My birthday is coming up. [he might be lying here.] After all the shit you put me through I think a gift is owed. Just saying.