What's a man to do?

[jimmydragon]

Dear Mun:

I appreciate that you have been listening pretty closely to the things I want, the places I want to go, etc. There is one issue, though, and I really think we need to solve it before things go much further.

I need to know how come all of the people I want to date happen to be one kind of Immortal or another and I'm...well, NOT?! I mean we've got Highlander Immortals, Celestials, Fae, Selkies, Vampires, and a host of others I don't even have a name for. Why am I the only human in the neighborhood?

I mean I really don't relish the thought of being someone,anyone's "Mister Right Now." Can we maybe fix this so I know what's up?!