[Waldo Butters pre Skin Game]

[polkayoureyesout]

There's more to me than polka you know. I mean, yeah, it is unfairly looked down on. It's fun, it's energetic. It kept me going through some of the worst times in my life, and... Ngh. Fine I guess that's as good as any other username.

I'm more worried about being here. I'm not going to say "Chicago needs me." Chicago needs more Wardens, more good werewolves, someone who can patch people up without being terrified he'll kill them. But I'm right there and someone needs to act as lookout.

Thank you for not putting me on an island where I'll slowly turn into a cannibalistic monster at least. Because you're not going to do that right? Right?