To be fair, I have the flu, Karen.

[secondshift]

Well, you're a fucking idiot today. I sincerely hope you didn't embarrass me because you're really embarrassing yourself at least.

cross-posted to dear_player (homeless)

[old_timer]

Really, lad? This reminds me of all the times you've picked up other characters, and never done anything different.

Of course, none of them were me, so who knows what might happen?