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hellboundheartI still think Sherlock shoved Lucifer's piano over that trapdoor. Two months in Hell's version of House of Leaves that is my basement for that twat. Gabriel is taking that damn piano out, isn't he? I could use the floor space for anything other than that thing playing 'Strangers in the Night' when I walk past.
At least I got to miss Brimstone's Initiation Day. Heard they let out all the criminals the angels over at the Little Hades Police Department managed to lock up and then burnt the place down. What did angels think was going to happen in Hell? And Gabriel saved all of Greg Lestrade's paperwork. Not at all suspicious that. I'm sure the trickster just had to run in when he saw the place on fire. The LHPD will probably be on a hiring drive again with all the angels flooding in with Little Eden being poisoned. Can't just be in Hell, huh, Constantine? Oh no, let's have harp strummers all over the place too.
Speaking of which, there will be no angels in Hellblazer. Bad enough The Powers That Be named my place -that- and the floorboards scream once in awhile with random wall bleeding, but there will be no feathery arses parked anywhere in there. Lucifer came and went as it pleased him when he was down here, and I'm not having his siblings or ilk thinking my shop is the local flophouse now that he's gone.
With Oliver Queen possibly arriving, I wonder if all those lovely girls he worked with will be coming. For them I might make an exception. Least Zatanna, Chas and Zed aren't here to say 'I told you so, John' or that smoking would be the death of me. An old lady hit me with her car. The fact that I had been getting some Silk Cut was purely coincidental.
At least I got to miss Brimstone's Initiation Day. Heard they let out all the criminals the angels over at the Little Hades Police Department managed to lock up and then burnt the place down. What did angels think was going to happen in Hell? And Gabriel saved all of Greg Lestrade's paperwork. Not at all suspicious that. I'm sure the trickster just had to run in when he saw the place on fire. The LHPD will probably be on a hiring drive again with all the angels flooding in with Little Eden being poisoned. Can't just be in Hell, huh, Constantine? Oh no, let's have harp strummers all over the place too.
Speaking of which, there will be no angels in Hellblazer. Bad enough The Powers That Be named my place -that- and the floorboards scream once in awhile with random wall bleeding, but there will be no feathery arses parked anywhere in there. Lucifer came and went as it pleased him when he was down here, and I'm not having his siblings or ilk thinking my shop is the local flophouse now that he's gone.
With Oliver Queen possibly arriving, I wonder if all those lovely girls he worked with will be coming. For them I might make an exception. Least Zatanna, Chas and Zed aren't here to say 'I told you so, John' or that smoking would be the death of me. An old lady hit me with her car. The fact that I had been getting some Silk Cut was purely coincidental.
