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[isak_cederstrom]

I don't need to be sad and brooding all the time, do I? Let me do something stupid! Have fun!

On events at littlehades and the test drive (xposted to d_p)

[hellboundheart]

There's a piano in my bloody shop.

[Constantine is not happy about this. That and the fact that Hell chose to stick him with running a store named 'Hellblazer' in addition to demon hunting and book stacking duties.]

It was funny at first, a joke by one Lucifer since mine isn't here, but I want it gone. Not my problem that their Lucifer is jealous of the Lucifer from my world. Put it in Greg Lestrade's place. Angels like him would love something like that. Really pull the room together with the person-eating plant Sherlock gave him. Could even throw in Charlotte, the wolf-spider. I can convince him that real angels are supposed to like fuzzy head probing animals.

Those of us stuck in Hell? We don't have much use for it.

[Can't even burn the thing since everything is fireproof down there.]

[Not that John doesn't deserve it after answering the door naked to the archangel Michael.]

Michael interrupted me while I was working. And, I had to read that horrible porn Gabriel wrote about that Winchester bloke. Getting rid of a piano is fair compensation.

He prefers the routine of his own world, thank you very much.

[hero_for_fun]

Come on, you can't be serious...

I'm going to miss the Thursday sale! What if this place doesn't even have discount groceries?

I bet meat is sky-high there. Can't you at least wait until after dinner?