Re-reading Naruto somehow led to this... (voice-testing, also posted on dear-player)

[jumpsuitup]

Ah, so looking back on us has reawakened the spirit of youth within you? Excellent!

I see that you can use neither ninjutsu or genjutsu. Luckily, I'm a specialist at helping to make people like you into excellent ninja! [But I'm not...]

Your training will begin immediately! We'll have to start with something small - a hundred laps around the block! [But...] Don't worry - I'll do twice as many laps around this headspace of yours, on my hands, to show my support!

Hey, who remembers this douche?

[bloodywhiner]

What? No, I'm not going to just stay here just so you can mock me.

[But Jowan~! You deserve it.]

I...yes, that's true, but if all you're going to do is poke fun at me and not let me make up for my mistakes, then we don't have anything else to say. Please, just leave me alone.