Muse is not amused by her mun's possible plans

[shiroganefortune]

Mundane-san. I urge you to reconsider. I appreciate that you do not want me to remain dormant but to send me there of all places? What could possibly lead you to think that I would want anything to do with a place that requires regular intercourse and where I barely know anyone?

And no, it wouldn't make me feel better if you sent Yukiko-senpai instead. I don't understand why you need to subject either of us to such a place. Yet, she is settled elsewhere for now. I think I can guess where this is going.

...There is still time to reconsider. I understand that I cannot change your mind if it is truly set but I ask that you at least use that time wisely.

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You know that's Kou in that icon, right? XD

[goldentouch]

If I did something illegal to your mun, you'd look the other way, right? Greater good and all.

...Damn all these blue haired folks /quietly removes

[shiroganefortune]

That rather depends on how illegal we're talking.

/patpat

[goldentouch]

Geneva Convention illegal. But only until she changes her mind, obviously.


...Sorry, bad idea. It's just that this isn't the kind of thing I'm ready to take lightly.

Ack, missed the edit

[shiroganefortune]

Senpai...I'm not sure torturing my mun is going to help. But the sentiment is appreciated.

[goldentouch]

Well, what do you suggest? I'm not just gonna sit by quietly and watch this happen.

[If anything, he'd rather be an active participant, but that's a matter for another time entirely.]

[shiroganefortune]

I don't know...it's still possible that she might change her mind. I'd prefer we didn't do anything too rash.

[goldentouch]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. There's plenty of places you could still end up that don't involve... well, that. And for all I know, given where I stand now, you wouldn't necessarily have to go anywhere by yourself.

[shiroganefortune]

Your mundane does not have a home in mind for you?

[goldentouch]

She does, but it'll be a race to get the app done in time, and she's not 100% on it anyway.

[shiroganefortune]

And what is the nature of this possible place?

[goldentouch]

This one in particular? Horror-infused 1950s Americana, but I could just as easily end up somewhere where I'd forget my name, the year I spent in Inaba, and where babies come from. It's a win-win, really.

[shiroganefortune]

[...]

I think we can deduce an obvious similarity between your mundane and mine. It seems there are no limits to what they will do to ensure our misery at their hands.

[goldentouch]

So I noticed. Seems it's a hazard of being in this sort of world.

[shiroganefortune]

Apparently so. Though that does not make me any more inclined to accept it.

[goldentouch]

You almost make it sound like you think I would be. Those were just the two best options. I don't even wanna get into the third.

[shiroganefortune]

Senpai, you know you can't tell me there's a third and then not tell me what it is.

[sukeban]

You're a detective, I'm sure you can figure it out if you're that curious.

[Of course, it's not much of a mystery now. You brought this on yourself, Souji.]

[shiroganefortune]

...Your mundane is turning you into a girl. Why can't I even summon the will to be surprised that this is something a mundane would subject us to?

[sukeban]

Wh- how did you...

[A pause. He looks down, sighing.]

...Of course she'd do this here. The skeeviest part is that I wouldn't even know the difference when it happens.

[shiroganefortune]

So it isn't enough for them to torment us in our usual forms. Truly we are nothing but toys to them.

[sukeban]

Or, y'know, wait to put us somewhere. For some strange reason, I figured I'd be safe from being switched in front of... a friend, but nope.

[Hopefully she didn't notice him stopping himself from saying "in front of the girl I like." That would be the icing on the torment cake.]

[shiroganefortune]

[She noticed the hesitance but had it chalked up to all social links are different and doesn't pay it much mind]

I think we can safely say our comfort will always be sacrificed for their amusement.

[goldentouch]

Well, I think- [/sudden realization] Oh thank god.

I think as long as we got each other to rely on, it doesn't necessarily have to be as bad as it seems, right?

[shiroganefortune]

You raise a good point. Even if we end up parted when it comes to our homes, my mundane is rather fond of...I believe the term is memes. Perhaps somehow we can still observe each other and converse in this manner.

Speaking of which, stay in touch, just in case! ^_^

[goldentouch]

I could see that happening. We'll just have to see where we're standing when the dust settles, I guess. Either way, I'll at least have something positive to look forward to.