Canon is Cabin in the Woods

[immunized]

So you were an hour late to work today. Stop stressing over it. You've been late before and your co-workers have done worse shit. Calm down. Fuck your manager if she's giving you that hypocritical bullshit, she's just as bad as everyone else.

Besides, yesterday was meant to be celebrated. You and I both know it was well worth it. Good times were had.