Mun considering new HP game

[dmalfoy]

So you're thinking of sending me to wizardingschool?

You have a lot of decisions to make, in that case - and you'd better make the right ones for me.

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[simulatedmedic]

It has been my experience that these mundanes rarely make the right choices.

[dmalfoy]

They're so stupid.

[simulatedmedic]

Their intelligence isn't in doubt here. It's what they do with that intelligence that worries me.

[dmalfoy]

What makes you think they even have any intelligence?

[simulatedmedic]

Well, mine decided to pick up me. That shows some intelligence, at least.

[dmalfoy]

Mine won't leave me alone. They keep coming back.

[simulatedmedic]

Persistent, eh? Still, it doesn't mean they're not intelligent. You can be the smartest person in the world, but it means nothing if you don't have common sense.

[dmalfoy]

I've been with my mun in one form or another for about ten years. They gave me a bit of a break but not much. Now they're thinking of throwing me around again.

[simulatedmedic]

Yes, well, I suppose I have to be grateful for Mr. Mundane not wanting to transfer my program anywhere just yet.

[dmalfoy]

You're not anywhere?

[simulatedmedic]

No, but I expect that to change.

[dmalfoy]

Just hope you're not trapped in some awful place.

[simulatedmedic]

Well, that would depend. I am a hologram, after all, it would take a lot to harm me.

[dmalfoy]

A hollow-what?

[simulatedmedic]

[He loves this]

A hologram. I am a computer program in corporeal form, an assemblage of light and protons.

I'm the Emergency Medical Hologram. You may call me the Doctor.

[dmalfoy]

[You're lost him with most of that.]

You're a muggle healer?

[simulatedmedic]

[Good.]

I suppose I can be described with that, rather archaic, term, yes.

[dmalfoy]

I shouldn't talk to you.

[simulatedmedic]

Oh? And why's that?

[dmalfoy]

Because you're not the right sort of person.

[simulatedmedic]

Oh, come now. If you speak to some people, I don't even count as a person. Just a collection of subroutines and algorithims.

[Which he isn't happy about.]

[dmalfoy]

They're probably just as bad as muggles.

[simulatedmedic]

I'm sorry, muggles? I can't say I'm familiar with that term.

[dmalfoy]

Which just proves that you're the wrong sort.

[simulatedmedic]

There is nothing in the Starfleet database to reference 'muggles', I can hardly be considered the 'wrong sort' because I haven't been programmed to recognise one word.