Luceti. We're going there.

[metalbends]

Look, I don't know why you think I should be happy about this. Those numbskulls kind of need me to teach them Earthbending, you know! I didn't start up my own Earthbending school so you could go throwing me back into Bird People Land.

[...Bird People Land. Wow, she's getting as bad as Sokka.]

Besides, it's totally gonna suck when I get there, and you know it. Suck sucky suck! More than usual! So you might as well just give up now. It isn't gonna be pretty, and I just might not feel like cooperating. I'll just sit right up here and not move from this spot. You can't make me go back. Like you can boss around the great Toph Bei Fong!

[...]

And I do not miss my sissies. So stop acting like that will convince me I need to go back. This conversation is so over.

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[savedtheworld]

Toph! I miss you!

[i_am_not_cute]

[SUP MANLY BROSIS.]

Toph! You're really coming back?!

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[markofthebrave]

Your 'sissies,' huh?

[flameoroku]

So you're Toph. [Mentioned, heard, never made the connection with name and face]

Your mun is trying to take you back to Luceti?

[metalbends]

Well, I don't miss you! I mean, what's the deal with you showing up in Crazy Wings World after I leave, huh?

[metalbends]

[NOT MUCH DAWG, JUST BEIN MANLY AND STUFF.]

Ugh. I guess so. Not like I have much say in the matter. I guess it won't be so bad to catch up with you, though.

That does seem the best way to do things.

[metalbends]

Yeah. Those nancies I was training to be manly. I bet they've been slacking off since I left, huh?

[metalbends]

Yeah. What's it to you? [Though he gets points for knowing of the great Toph Bei Fong.]

[savedtheworld]

I didn't know you were already gone or there to begin with! And I don't have any choice in whenever that mun guy dragged me there. But aren't the wings pretty cool?! Look at the colors on mine!

[cuteobsessed]

Sup, Tophy! You thinking of going back, too, huh?

[i_am_not_cute]

Yeah...it'll be really good to see you again, since I've lost so many friends in the past few months. I know Luceti is that kind of place, but it still sucks.

[metalbends]

Gee, great idea, Twinkletoes! Why don't I go right ahead and look at your wings. Or maybe you need a rock your head instead!

[metalbends]

Heisuke! [Man, there's a voice she hasn't heard in awhile.] You, too? It must be something in the air.

[cuteobsessed]

Haha, yuuuup. Looks like my mun's been thinking on it, too, now that people're coming back. Maybe it is the air. Think we should pump more of it in or suck it all out of the room?

only because I'm so tired

[markofthebrave]

They're not nancies, Toph. [...well, okay. Maybe they are.]

And no, no one else has been teaching manliness classes.

[savedtheworld]

[He takes a second to process this.]

Sorry Toph! It's been a while. [Around a month actually]. But this'll be fun! Everyone else's here in Luceti, and we still have an open room for you!

[metalbends]

...Yeah. [She's sorry to hear about your friends, Pao-lin. Not that she'd say that out loud, though.] Has it been pretty loony there since I left?

[metalbends]

Suck it out! In fact, I know just the guy for this.

[metalbends]

[Katara, have you seen Ion? He is a textbook nancy.]

Hmpf. They should have still been practicing. Now I'm gonna have to start all over again.

[metalbends]

[...Alright, she will spare your head the rock. For now.]

You better! Even if I could just add a new one onto the house if I wanted to.

[i_am_not_cute]

A little bit, yeah. Some droids attacked the Battle Dome in March and they were trying to kill Bil -- the blue guy from the Malnosso. And then later people started thinking they were all from different worlds.

[savedtheworld]

Your earthbending just keeps getting better, huh? What time are you from, anyway?

...kill bil, why didn't I realize it until now

[metalbends]

[Yadda yadda blue guy. He could be rainbow with sparkles and it wouldn't make any difference to her.]

Those guys sure seem to get a kick out of messing with people's memories.

[SHE WOULD KNOW.]

[cuteobsessed]

Hey, so long as we can breathe, I'm cool with it. Get your bud in here and let's do it.

let's keep the Kill Bill references flowing

[i_am_not_cute]

Yeah. [Long pause.] They're going to mess with mine soon. In about two weeks or so, probably right before you come back to Luceti.