what what what am I doing. Pooooossibly Siren's Pull?

[employeeofthemonthforever]

Alright, corky, listen up.

You are not the boss here. You can ramble on about reviving me here or tormenting me there, but it's all just smoke and mirrors. You need to play the puppeteer with people like me, who won't be swayed from our purpose, to deal with the gaping lack of destiny in your own life.

So quit dithering and study up on that business lingo, kid. We've got work to do.

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[uberboned]

Oh good, I can barely wait. [See how happy he is? SEE?]

[employeeofthemonthforever]

Now, Gabriel. Patience is a virtue.

[LIKEWISE.]

[servingfather]

Don't worry Zachariah, I'll find you something to do if you get dragged here.

[He's already got several plans for his little brother.]

[uberboned]

And last time I checked, I was voted Least Likely To Be Virtuous in high school. It was right after I shoved you into a locker.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

And right before you flunked out.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

I would never doubt it.

[uberboned]

Oooh. Big words for someone who wasted no time taking my parking space after.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

I do hate to waste time.

[uberboned]

So are you excited for Canada? Land of Nothing Goes Our Way Ever, Just Accept It?

[servingfather]

You might even enjoy it despite the fact that you'd be stuck on Earth with the humans.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

Somehow I think I'll fit right in.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

If you're that optimistic, I won't worry. I'm certainly more used to them than you were.

[magnetic_magpie]

Well. My mundane gets his wish.

You might want to stay as far from him as possible.

[uberboned]

With all the other corporate blowhards? Yep. I can picture it now.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

Suits, whiskey, and morally dubious projects. What more could a guy ask for?

[uberboned]

A soul?

[servingfather]

You'll work under me and join AGI. [And Michael will make Zachariah do all the dirty work he doesn't want to.] Adjusting to living as a human has been difficult but it has it's entertaining moments.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

You know, I think I'll just stand near you and let you distract him.

[magnetic_magpie]

He's too busy feeding me to your brothers for that to work for more than a minute or two.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

Of course. [Sir.]

I tend to think of them like deep-fried twinkies. Disgusting, but if you're in the right mood, kind of fun.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

That can't possibly be good for their figures.

[magnetic_magpie]

Your concern for the well being of us all is noted and appreciated.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

By George, you're right! One of those would look great next to my pen set.

[employeeofthemonthforever]

I hate to be the one nitpicking little things like diet, but if I don't nag, who will?

[magnetic_magpie]

There's a few of us who try actually.

[Ok, so him, Chuck, and Fred.]