voicetesting, canon is 6teen

[duuuuude]

You're seriously taking me out on a test drive, bro? Sweeeet. Where's our wheels at anyway?

...What do you mean "not that kind of test drive"?

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[eves]

Test drive — see if you're strong enough to fit in a game.

I don't recommend it.

[duuuuude]

So this thing's really about a game, huh. But what's wrong with playing a game? If it were up to me, I'd totally be down for it.

[eves]

Are you willing to leave your home, your family, and your friends for that?

[duuuuude]

Whoa, hold on, brah! No one said anything about leaving!

[eves]

That's what a game is. Somewhere else entirely — you'd be lucky if you know someone when you arrive, or if they arrive at all.

Be careful.

[duuuuude]

Not cool, man. Not cool.

I don't think I like this game idea very much.

[suplexes]

... Woooow.

Idiocy is an international epidemic.

[duuuuude]

No way, brah. Wanna know what the real epidemic is?

[gymsock]

Seriously, Jude?

I might have squeed a little when I saw this in my inbox

[duuuuude]

What? The guy wasn't being clear about it.

[luvtrianglewoes]

A good wheel would enable you to pick up some girls!

[duuuuude]

That's what I'm talking about, bro! The Zamboni used to help with that, but I don't really have that here.

[suplexes]

[.....

She's just going to humor you, Jude.]

... What is it?

[duuuuude]

The lack of quality gaming equipment in many households.

1/?

[suplexes]

............................

[suplexes]

[And she's going in for the kill. Sorry Jude. There's the wind up and--

/PUNT TO THE HEAD]

DONE. I regret nothing.

[suplexes]

IDIOT! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING EPIDEMIC IS THAT?!!

:D

[duuuuude]

Oooow! What was that for?

[suplexes]

Oh, I'm sorry! Was that kick hard enough to knock the stupid from your brain~?

[Yui, that's not an apology....]

[duuuuude]

Is there a way to check, 'cause I don't really know.

[suplexes]

[..... Wow, Jude. You'd fit right in the SSS.]

I don't think there was anything to knock out in the first place!

[consulting]

Crash.

It will spare you the eventual pain of having to deal with a mundane.

[duuuuude]

I don't know. This dude's been treating me pretty good so far.

[duuuuude]

Of course there is. Without my brain, I wouldn't even be here.

[consulting]

A ruse.

[ tritely. ]

A short lived one.

It's okay. I squeed a lot when I saw this post

[gymsock]

You're the car, Jude. "The guy" is testing you out.

Oh man, I'm suddenly conscious |D

[duuuuude]

...Are you trying to say he's "riding" me? [The air quotes are present.]

[duuuuude]

If it's gonna be short, I might as well enjoy it.

[consulting]

[ Fingers fold together. ]

Optimistic. Do you see merits in being so relaxed?

[ The word relaxed is said with enough venom and spite. ]

[duuuuude]

[Well, that doesn't seem to bother him all that much.]

There's lots of merits to being relaxed, dude.

No, you're awesome!

[gymsock]

Jude! That's not even -- [sigh] I'm saying that test driving is about seeing if he understands you enough to put you in a game.

[highflyingrebel]

[oh great. another sap who's been taken in by another sap mun. gonna look at you with pity and some disgust, bro]

[duuuuude]

What's that look for, dude?

Thanks! You're doing amazing yourself!

[duuuuude]

Oh, I get it now. But I'm not sure about this game thing anymore. It sounded pretty sweet at first but now I'm not really sure.

[highflyingrebel]

...nothing.

First time out of the headspace, huh?

[duuuuude]

Yeeep. Still all nice and shiny.

[suplexes]

... You just move to a beat of a different drummer, don't cha?

[And that is called 'The pot calling the kettle black.', Yui.]