Homeless forever thank God... er, Allah...

[silenceikeelyou]

I finally get you to shut up and now you go and do this again! I tell you before, I tell you now.

Silence!






...

[Leer.]

You know the rest, Infidel. Don't make me say it. You know I will.

Comments

[like_a_gerbil]

[Steve is shoved out of the headspace by his mundane and her giggling friends, dressed in all his red, white, and blue glory, not sure why they find this amusing.

Then, he just stares because...yeah. This is a little strange.] Don't make you say what?

[silenceikeelyou]

NOTHING!

Wait. What the hell are you wearing. It's burning the burned retinas of my eyes with its patriotism toward America.

[myspriteisbigger]

A talking skeleton... Anyway, good luck with getting the mun to stop.

[silenceikeelyou]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OKAY. And I feel fine.

[myspriteisbigger]

I'm sure you do. There can't be very much left to hurt, except maybe those eyebrows of yours. And your eyes.

1/2

[silenceikeelyou]

[Gasp.]

[silenceikeelyou]

I have a goatee too, you know. Somehow it survived the explosion.

[myspriteisbigger]

And your point?

[silenceikeelyou]

[...]

Oh. ....I dunno. It doesn't hurt. Like the rest of me.

[myspriteisbigger]

Thought you felt fine?

[silenceikeelyou]

I do! Why you going in talk circles, Infidel?

[myspriteisbigger]

Because you are. And I'm no Infidel, thank you. No such thing as God and Allah on my world.

[silenceikeelyou]

No I'm not! And I don't care - you are all Infidels to me. I do not discriminate between crazy hair color either, lucky for you.

[like_a_gerbil]

[Glancing down, he mentally winces. At least his mundane let him wear his World War II costume instead of the tights.] It's my uniform.

[myspriteisbigger]

Crazy hair color? It isn't that much crazier than a talking skeleton in a turban who goes around acting like he'll kill everyone when he's only killed himself. [Smirks] Or did you forget that part?

[silenceikeelyou]

I don't see anything crazy about this.

...

[Leer.]

I do not like you. I think I keel you next.

[myspriteisbigger]

Good luck with that, buddy. I do wonder if skeletons burn well.

[silenceikeelyou]

Hah! We did not have to wear such ridiculous uniforms in Al Qaeda High.

[silenceikeelyou]

Wouldn't recommend it.

[myspriteisbigger]

Why not? You blew yourself up. Fire seems a good idea.

[god_not_goth]

A walking skeleton? Well this really won't do, you obviously should of been in the underworld years ago.

[like_a_gerbil]

Al Qaeda... [Steve might have been flash frozen for a few decades, but he knows about that. That still doesn't explain how he can be talking to a skeleton.] This isn't a high school uniform. It's - [Well it wasn't quite an army uniform.] I'm a soldier.