Games?

[lookatmyguns]

Gettin' a little ahead of ourselves are we? Don't you already have enough to do?

Well at least Lennox is coming along.

[If Ironhide has to suffer, than Lennox totally should too. It's only fair.]

I'm not sure about this "wings" business though, isn't that kind of pointless?

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[bringtherain]

Yours and my mun both, 'Hide. For people who have a lot on their plate, they sure know how to multitask enough for us.

Wings are more pointless for you than me, buddy.

[Playful pat of the robot foot.]

[lookatmyguns]

Well don't I feel special.

[He could have lived without the attention.]

At least our muns weren't giggling over my wings being bright pink.

[Playful nudge back. Which may or may not knock him over.]

[bringtherain]

[Oomph! Yeah, Lennox falls on his butt, laughing.]

Heyyy, watch it, big guy!

And who says bright pink wings can't be manly?

[lookatmyguns]

Everyone with the ability to see, that's who.

[Even you can't pull it off Lennox, sorry bro.]

I think even Annabelle would laugh at them.

[bringtherain]

[Is that a challenge, bro?]

Whattare you talkin' aboutttt. She'd never laugh at her old man.

Except for that one time the grill caught on fire.

[lookatmyguns]

[Yes. Yes it is. Because he's not going to let you live pink wings down. Ever.]

Bet she does it all the time.

She probably found it funny that her "old man" could lead a team of soldiers into a fight against Decepticons, but can't cook a steak without setting himself on fire.

[bringtherain]

HEY.

I'd like to see YOU light some coals when you got Ron Witwicky overseeing the process.

[lookatmyguns]

[He recorded that by the way. You'll never forget it as long as Ironhide lives.]

That's because I'm not stupid enough to try. I have common sense y'know.

[bringtherain]

Besides, it's not like the house burned down! Sarah would have had my head.

And those were pretty good steaks, not that you'd know.

[Defensive? You bet.]

Think that place'll be ready for us?

[lookatmyguns]

I hope they were good, after all the trouble you went through to burn them.

Ha, no place can truly be ready for us.

[They're that awesome.]

[bringtherain]

Damn right they won't be.

Who knows, maybe others'll come too.

[nonononono]

Wings business? But the Decepticons are the ones who fly, aren't they?

[lookatmyguns]

Usually, but in that Luceti place everyone ends up growing wings.

[Which sounds really stupid for a robot...]

[nonononono]

[STARE]

[nonononono]

Like bird wings wings?

[It really does, Ironhide.]

[lookatmyguns]

Yeah.

[At least Lennox will be growing some too? D<]

Our muns think it'll be fun.

[Except he can't think of a less fun thing than that.]

[lookatmyguns]

If it were up to my Mun, everyone would end up there.

Knowing her though, she'd probably bring in Decepticons.

[bringtherain]

...!!

[WIDE SMILE!]

Sam!!

[nonononono]

[Pausing, thinking, thinking...]

But wings are part of organics. Birds and, I guess, fairies or whatever, wings are...are part of the body. They have veins and blood goes in and out and you're not organic, so how can you have organic wings instead of...jet wings or something metallic?

[nonononono]

[LENNOX MAY CHARM WOMEN WITH THAT SMILE, BUT NOT SAM...!]

What was that about my dad?

[bringtherain]

...

[Quick Lennox, think.]

He's a very nice man.

Loves the army. Gotta love 'im.

[lookatmyguns]

We're going to guess that they'll be made out of metal, like the rest of me.

My Mun wants Lennox's wings to be pink.

[Seriously, it'd be hilarious.]

[nonononono]

[He sees those icon keywords. HE DOES.

Sam narrows his eyes. NARROWED. EYES. He looks so displeased right now it's not even funny. Yeah, this guy's a soldier who freaking rode a motorcycle through a Decepticon's legs to shoot a rocket/missile/whatever in its hotspot, but right now? He's the guy who just insulted his dad.

STARING.]

Is that your official stance on my dad? Like his stance on alien robots is that the American government would tell the people if intelligent life was out there instead of hiding it from the world?

[nonononono]

[He scratches his chin in thought.]

His wings could be camo, but with pink. That'd fit pretty well.

But you're getting wings? Isn't that some sort of...I don't know, it'd feel odd to be a ground vehicle and suddenly having wings. Like maybe your hubcaps will get all jealous or something...

[bringtherain]

[Damage control damage control!]

Whoawhoawhoa caaaalllmmm down Spike, you know I love your family, specially your mom. How's she doing by the way?

[Putting his arm around Sam's shoulder as they walk.]

It's just when you're trying to light some coals it doesn't really help if you're being lectured the whole time, get what I'm sayin'?