Voicetesting and oh god what am I doing

[anummytreat]

Oh, no. Really, no. Completely, no. Totally, completely, extremely nuh-uh, nope, and no.

Would'ya like a list? Because I have a list!

First of all, creepy place with crazy powers.

Second of all, creepy place with crazy powers and bullying gods.

Third of all, creepy place with crazy powers, bullying gods, and horror-show, faceless maids. Creepy and maids is still arguable. But throw in a great big heap of faceless? Nuh-uh. We're reevaluating everything that brought us to this decision-y bit of crazy.

I'll... just... be over here. In my comfy little corner of sanity and reason.

... At the very least, can we stay away from the peg-leg and feathery hat walk of life?

Comments

[brightblueeyeshadow]

Are you always so dramatic? Just deal with it.

[Re-l leans back against the nearest wall, crosses her arms and stares.]

[charring]

Faceless maids?

[anummytreat]

When you have to do a full-on background check on anyone you know to make sure they're not some head-eating, life-draining mummy mantis, then you can accurate and judgey and tell me I'm being dramatic.

For now, this is completely justifiable horror and annoyance. I want a vacation, not a crazy horror fest.

[anummytreat]

Apparently!

Weird faceless zombie hotel maids that are all hovering over you after you're kidnapped to some M. Night coloring book.

Still hoping my mundane here sees how much of a bad idea this is.

[charring]

I hope so, too. For your sake. That sounds awful.

[brightblueeyeshadow]

If we start trading disasters I'm going to win, and you probably won't like that very much.

[She rests a hand against her forehead and sighs.]

But if it bothers you so much, why don't you just refuse to go? The mundane can't make you do anything you don't want to.