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dear_mun2012-04-08 10:05 pm
superest_of_wardens) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-08 10:05 pm
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Lookie here, Mun, if that is, in fact, your real name.
You seem to be confused as to just why I, the fabulous Warden, am here. I'm not here to police these peons you call "pups" in your headspace. That is horrible, awful, boring work, and the only person who does horrible, awful, boring work around here is Jarred. I am most certainly not Jarred.
I'm here to have fun, to turn some dismal and drab game into a wonderland of imagination, a fantastic city of plasticity, a cornucopia of silliness so extreme, the London Sillynannies would look at it, turn into Gone With the Wind-esque southern belles and exclaim they have the vapors! Don't you tell me have "responsibilities" to fulfill. You have a responsibility to me! This is unacceptable! We made an agreement when I moved in here that there would be shenanigans of the highest caliber going on, and you, Missy, have not lived up to your end of the bargain.
The next thing you say to me better be some variant of, "Oh great and wondrous Warden, there's a game that needs your genius!" or I'm calling Jail-bot to come pick me up. And I will be so super cross with you, you have no idea.
Yours Superly,
The Warden
You seem to be confused as to just why I, the fabulous Warden, am here. I'm not here to police these peons you call "pups" in your headspace. That is horrible, awful, boring work, and the only person who does horrible, awful, boring work around here is Jarred. I am most certainly not Jarred.
I'm here to have fun, to turn some dismal and drab game into a wonderland of imagination, a fantastic city of plasticity, a cornucopia of silliness so extreme, the London Sillynannies would look at it, turn into Gone With the Wind-esque southern belles and exclaim they have the vapors! Don't you tell me have "responsibilities" to fulfill. You have a responsibility to me! This is unacceptable! We made an agreement when I moved in here that there would be shenanigans of the highest caliber going on, and you, Missy, have not lived up to your end of the bargain.
The next thing you say to me better be some variant of, "Oh great and wondrous Warden, there's a game that needs your genius!" or I'm calling Jail-bot to come pick me up. And I will be so super cross with you, you have no idea.
Yours Superly,
The Warden