reserved @ abax + waterscape /squints

[tofindthesun]

Yes, I'm quite aware that you're excited. However, you must to pick one or the other. I'll not suffer both the ocean and Aragorn's flimsy talans in two separate timelines.

Or together, for that matter. I honestly cannot say which is worse. [aragorn's talans, of course. hyuk hyuk.]

But enough of that. Do continue reading those books, mundane. Quickly now.

Comments

[iorhael]

I think you will have broken Strider's heart when he sees this. He is awfully set on the idea of a Man building an elven home. You should see the look he gets on his face when he thinks no on is looking.

[The Ranger can actually smile!]

[onen_i_estel]

And I suppose your stick was every bit stronger, my elf friend.

[tofindthesun]

Ai, we cannot have the king going around and getting his heart broken so easily. I shall be sure to watch him carefully and let him know his efforts are appreciated, if nothing else.

[what is this? smiles? on aragorn? blasphemy! cheeky rangers.]

[iorhael]

And I'm sure you will be certain to let him know quite strongly when he is about to put something in upside down.

[I know, right, what is he thinking! Rangers must be dour, nonstop]

[tofindthesun]

I could rest on a stick, Aragorn. I cannot, however, rest on.. whatever it is you have constructed. [gestures vaguely with a hint of a smile.]

[tofindthesun]

I will certainly see to it that he sets things upside down so that I may tell him afterward to do it over again. [yeah sorry aragorn. elf needs to get his entertainment somehow, and gimli's not here. not that he has many qualms with poking fun at gimli when the dwarf isn't around, but it's just not the same...

gosh! we need to stage an intervention before aragorn makes a habit of this smiling thing.]

[iorhael]

[Frodo actually gasps.]

Why- if anyone has ever thought Legolas of Mirkwood an innocent creature, they couldn't be further from the mark! I don't think I have heard anything quite so... so dastardly

[Easily done, just leave him with Gimli and you bickering over his head for 48 hours]

[tofindthesun]

[pulls off a relatively convincing look of innocence! and leans a bit closer, lowering his voice.]

..Does this mean you won't be there to watch?

[this is a good plan. now if we could just find the dwarf...]

[iorhael]

[Frodo looks both scandalized but intrigued, and his voice has lowered too]

I really shouldn't. It's not a very fair thing to do to Strider.

[shouldn't being a far cry from won't. I'm sure the dwarf will pop up when you least expect it like the Spanish Inquisition]

[onen_i_estel]

I should be hurt that you have so little faith in me, Legolas. Tell me when it last was that I gave you reason to doubt me.

[tofindthesun]

I am Elf, he is Man. Not much is fair between us. [wistful sigh. there goes one idea.] I suppose even for me that would be too much... Perhaps not the entire talan, then.

[what if he's always expecting it... the equivalent being the army of the dead?]

[tofindthesun]

I have plenty enough faith in you, but I cannot say the same for your ability to construct elven homes.