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dear_mun2012-04-01 05:31 pm
thatholeinside) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-01 05:31 pm
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The Mirror Once-ler, who (if the real Once-ler gets in) will be going to entranceway
You and I need to have a chat, Mun. We have some business to attend to before you send me to Wonderland.
I'll choose to see this as an opportunity to expand my company; however, the tools you'll be providing me with are simply inadequate. You're saying that I, as a corporate zilionaire, have to start from scratch? That's ridiculous. I've already created the perfect Thneed™ from the perfect material. Who would want one that isn't as soft as silk? What sort of Thneed™ doesn't smell like butterfly milk?
However, I suppose the possibility of a re-release is promising. A new and "improved" model that everyone will be scrambling to scoop up. A Thneed™ they would need even more than before! Maybe this could actually be beneficial. There must be something in Wonderland that will suffice.
...Oh, please. "I'm not allowed outside of the Mirror"? As if that's going to stop me from biggering.
I'll choose to see this as an opportunity to expand my company; however, the tools you'll be providing me with are simply inadequate. You're saying that I, as a corporate zilionaire, have to start from scratch? That's ridiculous. I've already created the perfect Thneed™ from the perfect material. Who would want one that isn't as soft as silk? What sort of Thneed™ doesn't smell like butterfly milk?
However, I suppose the possibility of a re-release is promising. A new and "improved" model that everyone will be scrambling to scoop up. A Thneed™ they would need even more than before! Maybe this could actually be beneficial. There must be something in Wonderland that will suffice.
...Oh, please. "I'm not allowed outside of the Mirror"? As if that's going to stop me from biggering.