Kirk Lazarus + Other Dudes (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-04-01 04:28 pm
dudeoflead) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-01 04:28 pm
because he is the best RDJ character in the history of RDJ. canon is tropic thunder.
You're fucking joking, right?
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It only took you two days of "username" brainstorming, and this is what you come up with? I'm Sergeant Lincoln Osiris, a Goddamned war hero! Here you are, givin' me some shit about dudes and lead? Don't start with that Iron Man/Spider-Man bullshit, I'm already barely tolerating you as it is.
Tobey Macguire's a sexy motherfucker, that's all. Wife and kids and married all happily and whatever, but hey. A man can appreciate another man's handsome face and pretty blue eyes and perfect rotund...taut...dimpled little ass without it being weird. This is Hollywood, don't be fucking stupid about it.
Although, having to do that PSA about how bad it is to say "retard" was a strange move. Too bad that was one of the only "special" things they included on that piece of shit DVD copy you got. Maybe you should quit them Goddamned cigarettes and save up to buy a good one.
I won't tell anyone you just wanna look at Jeff's package some more. It's okay, girl, I didn't mind looking at his shiny man tits too much, either. Play your cards right and I might just give you the greatest crab apple recipe you ever did get your white devil hands on.
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It only took you two days of "username" brainstorming, and this is what you come up with? I'm Sergeant Lincoln Osiris, a Goddamned war hero! Here you are, givin' me some shit about dudes and lead? Don't start with that Iron Man/Spider-Man bullshit, I'm already barely tolerating you as it is.
Tobey Macguire's a sexy motherfucker, that's all. Wife and kids and married all happily and whatever, but hey. A man can appreciate another man's handsome face and pretty blue eyes and perfect rotund...taut...dimpled little ass without it being weird. This is Hollywood, don't be fucking stupid about it.
Although, having to do that PSA about how bad it is to say "retard" was a strange move. Too bad that was one of the only "special" things they included on that piece of shit DVD copy you got. Maybe you should quit them Goddamned cigarettes and save up to buy a good one.
I won't tell anyone you just wanna look at Jeff's package some more. It's okay, girl, I didn't mind looking at his shiny man tits too much, either. Play your cards right and I might just give you the greatest crab apple recipe you ever did get your white devil hands on.